11 definitions by Distractor in Chief
A phrase commonly used by two friends to refer to stating the obvious. This often occurs when they’ve discussed intensely personal matters over text but haven’t said shit to each other in person apart from x equalling 13.
Or just a genuine genius observation.
Or just a genuine genius observation.
Gamer Girl:*stares*
Genius Boy: *stares*
*more staring*
Gamer boy: Water is wet! Wet water
*basks in glory*
Genius Boy: *stares*
*more staring*
Gamer boy: Water is wet! Wet water
*basks in glory*
by Distractor in Chief March 31, 2021
Friend: How are you? (cares, actually)
Friend: good just tired (for whateverty-seventh and a hundred time)
Friend: Get more sleep dude it’s like the characters in Darkest Dungeon. Take care of yourself
Friend: No
*muffled cursing, yeeting of persons into better habits*
Friend: good just tired (for whateverty-seventh and a hundred time)
Friend: Get more sleep dude it’s like the characters in Darkest Dungeon. Take care of yourself
Friend: No
*muffled cursing, yeeting of persons into better habits*
by Distractor in Chief March 31, 2021
I quote directly:
“His voice is weird and he’s always like
All of these other believably flaw (Ed) people are FUCKING BITCHES”
“His voice is weird and he’s always like
All of these other believably flaw (Ed) people are FUCKING BITCHES”
by Distractor in Chief March 31, 2021
Cheesy yet original alternative to Lady. Often used ironically yet endearingly among intelligent friends.
by Distractor in Chief December 2, 2020
A predicted relationship that may or may not occur. Commonly recognized as the union of a Cliff and an Ella.
by Distractor in Chief January 1, 2021
A fictitious person or alias, as the variation on traditional spellings suggests. If you do spot a Konneor in the wild, congratulations! However, this event is highly unlikely.
by Distractor in Chief November 19, 2020
Hypothesis: Connor is a child.
(Children laugh at immature jokes. A Connor laughs at immature jokes. They watch shows for children, as does he. Ergo, child. They both hate coffee. So either all children are Connor or Connor is a child. As not all children are Connor, the only possible result:
Conclusion: Child
(Children laugh at immature jokes. A Connor laughs at immature jokes. They watch shows for children, as does he. Ergo, child. They both hate coffee. So either all children are Connor or Connor is a child. As not all children are Connor, the only possible result:
Conclusion: Child
Connor made a suggestive reference! Fear not, Connor is a child
Or
Anime girl: hellpp mee reach the shelf
Vampire queen: He won’t, Connor is a child. Excuse us but Springsteen awaits bye
Or
Anime girl: hellpp mee reach the shelf
Vampire queen: He won’t, Connor is a child. Excuse us but Springsteen awaits bye
by Distractor in Chief March 31, 2021