3 definitions by Dirtypoker

Dished my chips

To intentionally lose as poker, giving your chips to your brother in-law, friend or conspirator.

Got too drunk at poker, so I dished my chips to my brother inlaw.

by Dirtypoker August 5, 2016

Bolt of dykes

The collective term for a group of homosexual females. Taken from the term for rolled up carpet.

That group of women dressed in flannel over by the jukebox keeps playing KD Lang songs. Don’t worry man, that bolt of dykes will be back in their Subarus as soon as they run out of quarters.

by Dirtypoker March 19, 2018

dirty wheelbarrow in the kitchen

What Randy does when Kristina’s not home.

Hey Randy, why are you putting all your groceries in that wheelbarrow. You’re not going to bring that dirty wheelbarrow in the kitchen?

by Dirtypoker September 9, 2021