21 definitions by Dirty Chaos

Hippothotamus

When a thot is also an overweight person.

Man 1: Damn I didn't think big girls could twerk

Man 2: she's a hippothotamus so yeah

by Dirty Chaos March 24, 2017

Discreet Brady

When you pay someone $2 for a quick handjob in a car or on a roof.

Man coming back down from roof

Boss: where were you?

Man: getting a discreet Brady. I was on break anyways

by Dirty Chaos February 14, 2017

Shanghai Surprise

When you are having sex with a girl and she wants you to hit the gspot and her clit. So you have your penis inside her at an elevated angle to hit the clit reportedly. Then you take your thumb and reach around her and stick your thumb in her ass.

Man 1: why is natasha blowing up your phone all the time?
Man 2: I gave her the Shanghai surprise last week and she's hooked.

by Dirty Chaos March 20, 2018

Canadian trumpet

When a canadian sticks a kazoo in his ass after eating a bunch of beans and broccoli and farts through it. Usually done after their hockey team wins a game.

Brandon had a wicked canadian trumpet solo after the habs game eh?

by Dirty Chaos August 23, 2018

Sausage train

When several dudes are "connected" as if in a train.

That's not a human centipede, that's a sausage train.

by Dirty Chaos September 11, 2017

Purple turtle

An internet lawyer or someone using law jargon or claiming to have contacted or threatned you with an attorney

Paul is real purple turtle. Said I will receive my subpoena this month.

by Dirty Chaos December 13, 2017

Triple threat

When a girl milks your prostate and gives you a blow job while drunk off whiskey.

Man1: Dude I was with you mom last night
Man2: fuck you dude
Man1: she gave me a triple threat

by Dirty Chaos June 23, 2017