Dirge's definitions

spongemonkey

the funniest creatures u see in the quiznos commercials and on rathergood.com

"We like da mooooon! Cuz it's close to us!"

by Dirge February 13, 2005

spam

1. a meat by product (I think it's made out of people)
2. junk e-mail

Argh! I really hate Spam!!

by Dirge February 13, 2005

ugly tree

The species of flora from which ugly people come

Look at that whore she musta fell out of the ugly tree, hit every branch and twig on the way down, smacked her head on the ugly rocks, got mauled by the ugly bear, dragged through the ugly forest, tossed in the ugly river and floated out towards the ugly sea

by Dirge May 28, 2004

rsk

Ripped Shirt Kirk

An acronym which came into existance among the sci fi geeks on certain internet message boards. It refers to the belief that captain Kirk (from star trek) becomes an invincible once his shirt gets ripped in a fight.

RSK vs bin Laden who wins?

by Dirge September 19, 2004

british empire

That's a load of BS Ladyperson, the Muslims hated everyone long before there was a British Empire.

The Empire was the most glorious institution in known history. They say the sun never set on it; this was because it covered so much of the earth's surface (east/west) that there was never a time when it was not daytime in some part of the empire.

Britain's power and Empire was founded upon its powerful navy and its command of the seas, something which itself grew out of its status as an island nation.

Rule Britannia! Britannia rules the waves! Britons never never never shall be slaves!

by Dirge November 14, 2004

Squee

a comic made by Jhonen Vasquez. It's all about a boy name Todd (nicknamed Squee for the sound he makes when he's scared) and the horrible things that happens to him, like alien abductions or having the Devil's son as a friend.

"Squee!" ~ Todd (Squee)

by Dirge January 30, 2005

School

Auschwitz; concetration camp for children; most boring place on Earth

"school fuckin sucks major ass"

by Dirge February 1, 2005