4 definitions by Dikeman

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An exclamation of random nature. Used in boredom, to break the ice, or just to piss people off. Fist originated being written on blackboards before the teacher had entered the room.
Im so facking bored. Ashtabibble.

Ashtabibble ~snore~

What the fack?? Ashtabibble.
by Dikeman April 24, 2006

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Shooting cum all over some girl during sexual intercourse.
also known as moneyshot or cumshot.
A: So what did you and her do last night?
B: Oh, you know, doggy-style, reverse cowgirl, and then shooting the birds.

I shot the bird with my girlfriend last night.
by Dikeman May 10, 2006

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A person who looks Emo but really isn't. Usually associate with Emo's, and act pretty much like them. The only way to tell them apart is that they have a different attitude. It's all in the attitude.
See also: emo bean, wussy.
Derived from 'Alternative'. Pronounced 'AAHL-toe'
Damn i hate that bar it's full of Alto's.

No she's not emo, she's just Alto. She's an annoying wannabe groupie though . . .

Shut up, Alto-fag.

by Dikeman April 25, 2006

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Synonym for penis. Usually a heli is a larger, more healthy specimen.

Originated from 'hel' as in "Hell thats a nice pecker!"

Pronounced 'HELL-ee'
I have a 17 inch heli.

She just wants some heli.

Suck my heli.
by Dikeman April 24, 2006

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