306 definitions by Diggity Monkeez

Weener

An idiotic doofus. Much like dork, weener is a 'penis' insult.

You stole my pen, you weener!

by Diggity Monkeez February 22, 2005

Laos

Country in Southeast Asia. Different from Lagos, which is in Nigeria. Also different from Lays, which is a brand of chip.

No, I've never been to Laos.

by Diggity Monkeez May 2, 2005

Play on Words

A theatrical performance acted out on top of a dictionary.

Do you like plays on words?

by Diggity Monkeez May 29, 2005

Bottom-Dweller

An insult which indicates that the recipient is a member of society's lowest levels. This may have stemmed from Elizabethean times, when the poorer viewers at a theatre had to watch from the ground (hence their nickname, 'Groundlings'), which had no seats. The wealthier atendees, however, had nice chairs and overhangs, preventing them from getting wet.

Stop stealing from my mailbox, you bottom-dweller!

by Diggity Monkeez January 26, 2005

Render

To leave in a certain state, usually a negative one.

Quincy was rendered helpless after the quick lassoing by Darren.

by Diggity Monkeez April 24, 2005

Hate

1) To despise. Hatred can rarely be resolved; it is one of man's strongest emotions.

2) To be upset with somebody for a week or so.

1) Jews and Muslims in Israel and the surrounding areas hate each other.

2) I've hated Carlos ever since I heard that he was talking about me behind my back.

by Diggity Monkeez March 12, 2005

Elsewhere

Somewhere else; in a different place.

Bob's Discount Wrenches has decent deals, but, if I search thoroughly, I can probably find lower prices elsewhere.

by Diggity Monkeez February 9, 2005