9 definitions by Dietrich

A-wear is a company selling cloths. Nowadays you see snobbish birds from Dublin's north side carrying their high heels and lunch carrots in a white and pink a-wear bag over the Liffey.
"She is such an a-wear bitch."
by Dietrich February 12, 2006
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Derived from the German compound noun "Nahverkehrskoma" describing the state of the hangover guys you see in the commuter train on their way to work on Friday mornings: Blood shot eyes, stubble on their cheeks, bad breath and too much grease in their hair - but a tie around their neck (the unmistakable sign of being hanged for money every fucking day in the office, for which they have to compensate in the pub).
Boss: "I've heard there was another train failure on the DART line this morning."

Employee says: "I know, it's outrageous! It costs our economy millions every week!"

Employee thinks: Thank god I was in a commuter coma anyway, extending my sleep instead of making this fat bastard even richer.

Boss thinks: Is this slacker smelling of booze or what?
by Dietrich August 27, 2007
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Endured primarily by male companions of female shoppers. Undesired side effects range from horrible boredom to herniated disks and bankruptcy.
Saturday I suffered from 6 hours of passive shopping following my girl through town. It started quite OK with a hard on in a lingerie shop. It ended terribly when my vertebral disk slipped while I was carrying all those shoes that she bought with my credit card.
by Dietrich September 18, 2007
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To assiduously ruin your health by any kind of addictive behaviour.
1)
A: You want a smoke?
B: No, I quit two hours ago. But you go ahead and work away, you pot head.
2)
A: Let's fuck off and go for a drink.
B: Sorry dude, I can't. I have to finalize that asap.
A: Don't give me that shit, it's only a job. I've seen you working away for month now. Man, that's sad - you don't have a life anymore.
by Dietrich September 9, 2006
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Someone who gives up certain material values such as highly payed jobs or expensive cars for other qualities in life.
During a cigarette break at McKinsey's:
A: I haven't seen Bob in a while.
B: Yeah, he quit. Sells burgers for McDonald's now.
A: What? Is he nuts?
B: Yeah, Bob is a real downshifter. Sold his BMW, sold his house and is working part time now. Broke up with Linda too. She was high maintenance, all right. Says he is happy now; has all the time in the world.
by Dietrich September 10, 2006
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"Which?" is used by some English speakers, e.g. on Dublin's north side, when they meant to say "Sorry, I didn't understand what you just said."
Gilbert: Please hold your orthorexic lessons while I'm eating!
Michael: Which?
by Dietrich September 2, 2006
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To verbally punish someone. To yell at someone. Imported by Americans, now used in Dublin's offices. Pronounced with a very long vowel (moo:nquake).
G: Look, those guys fucked up our translation!
T: Let me see. Shit, I'm gonna moonquake those people!
by Dietrich September 3, 2006
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