7 definitions by DieLawn

Asspiphany

When a guy that doesn't necessarily care for asses sees a girl that gives him a newfound respect for asses.

"Did you see Mackenzie in those jeans?"
"Yeah. I think I just had an asspiphany!"

by DieLawn October 20, 2014

Bacon Tree

An ambush ("Ham bush" -> "Bacon Tree"). Taken from a joke about a man struggling with the English language.

Man, I totally came up behind him and bacon treed his ass.

by DieLawn August 29, 2007

Joking Off

The act of telling terrible jokes for your own amusement, no matter how disgusted the people who hear them are, or how much bodily harm they threaten you with.

Zach: What's a pirate's favorite kind of chips?
DieLawn: . . .
Zach: Sea salt and malt vineGARRRRRRRR.
DieLawn: I'm going to stab you in the throat if you keep joking off.

by DieLawn December 5, 2007

mansome

A word used to describe an appreciation for another man's looks or manliness without implying sexual desire.

Guy One: Man, Sean Connery is totally mansome.
Guy Two: Totally, I'd let him kick my ass any day.

by DieLawn September 12, 2007

Phantom Phone

The sensation of having your phone vibrate in your pocket, even occurring when your phone is clearly visible or somewhere else.

I thought I was getting a phone call, so I checked my pocket, but my phone was sitting on my desk. I'm so sick of phantom phone, dude.

by DieLawn November 11, 2007

brains jump out the top like jack in the box

(v) The act of shooting somebody in the head. Popularized by the 50 cent song 'Heat'

Man, I was playing Gears of War and made somebody's brains jump out the top like jack in the box.

by DieLawn August 29, 2007

Urinal Shuffle

The move you do whilst looking for the fly in your underpants while standing at a urinal.

Shit son, I was doing the urinal shuffle for like 15 minutes and almost peed my britches.

by DieLawn December 13, 2007