3 definitions by DickSlaya69

dehydrated cactus

When you haven't gotten laid in a long ass time because you're a prick.

Look over there that dudebro is a dehydrated cactus.

by DickSlaya69 November 30, 2015

salty desk

When you work in an office which is subdivided into cubicles and you decide that you want to fuck around with a coworker in your or their cubicle.

Hey Terry, do you want to salty desk later?

by DickSlaya69 November 30, 2015

glittery gay

When you're so next level gay that you start to sparkle like Edward from Twilight.

Look at that glittery gay over there!

by DickSlaya69 November 30, 2015