384 definitions by Dick Onchin
When you are hitting her with the long strokes real good from behind and her booty hole is a winking and a puckering, you cover your thumb with a dollop of minty fresh toothpaste and poke her brown eye. Enjoy the clinch.
Man I gave Rachel the spearmint split last night. I kept on pounded and stroking. The minty fresh wafts were a blessing to the nostrils. But she was clamped down good onto my thumb the whole time.
by Dick Onchin May 12, 2020
When a black gentlemen with an enormously large, girthy penis absolutely anally rails an albino female or male.
Did you hear about Tyrone? He hooked up last night and did the vanilla split on some guy that looked like he was in the movie Powder. Gave his pale ass a pink sock from what I hear.
by Dick Onchin December 12, 2020
A male lays on his back, naked, bringing the legs toward the chest and rolling into an armadillo like balled up position. This opens up and exposes a wonderful erogenous playground known as the taint or grundle. However, in many cases, the male’s saggy scrotum will remain dangling and covering the taint area. Therefore, the sack must be peeled back and lifted upward and often held. Once in this position, the taint is orally copulated and stimulated by the male’s partner. Oral stimulation is typically performed in a ravenous and vigorous manner similar to that of an old toothless person attempting to chew on a piece of steak.
Options during this time include insertion of a digit into the anus and/or a simultaneous tug job.
Options during this time include insertion of a digit into the anus and/or a simultaneous tug job.
I shaved my taint today. I’m expecting an armadillo chew tonight when the old lady gets home from her girls night out.
My taint is a bit puffy and red today from the armadillo chew I got last night. She was gnawing on that skin like a piece of flank steak.
My taint is a bit puffy and red today from the armadillo chew I got last night. She was gnawing on that skin like a piece of flank steak.
by Dick Onchin October 3, 2020
I’m so horny right now I’m going to get a rest room pass and go bust lumber.
She took me home last night and I got to bust lumber.
Open up cause I’m about to bust lumber.
She took me home last night and I got to bust lumber.
Open up cause I’m about to bust lumber.
by Dick Onchin October 3, 2020
When two or more males stand face to face and rub their penile glans against each other in a vigorously, gratifying manner. Almost always results in a simultaneous nut.
We got a little drunk and decided to rub tips. We blew all over each other then passed out never to speak of what transpired.
The circle jerk turned into a rub tips session.
My uncle is the one that taught me how to rub tips. He’s a true mentor.
The circle jerk turned into a rub tips session.
My uncle is the one that taught me how to rub tips. He’s a true mentor.
by Dick Onchin November 29, 2020
Sean didn’t even wipe his nut off his chest before he commenced a secondary beating.
My balls were so full I had to give it a secondary beating.
My balls were so full I had to give it a secondary beating.
by Dick Onchin August 20, 2021