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ball tag

The act of hitting someone in the genitals.

One is required to say "Ball Tag" before they smack them so that it is a fair call.
Nick: Hey Nolan!
Nolan: Yea?
Nick: What do you think of Mr. Moor...BALL TAG!
Nolan: UGH! *falls over crying*
by Dick McFeely February 24, 2005
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Stanley Steamer

A sexual act where one is required to dig up an old female corpse that is still fleshy in nature yet decomposing. The individual must place their mouth over the vaginal orifice and punch the corpse in the stomach as hard as they can causing whatever is inside to shoot into the said individual's mouth. The result in their mouth must be swallowed.

Another name for The Mummy.
Tough on dirt, gentle on 'carpet.'
by Dick McFeely February 25, 2005
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Naughty Helicopter Pilot

When one man stands and spins his arm such as the blades of a helicopter while another bends over in front of him and makes a face of pure ecstasy.
Nolan: I am the naughtiest helicopter pilot ever.
Tyrone: Yeah you are!
by Dick McFeely February 24, 2005
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The Mummy

A sexual act where one is required to dig up an old female corpse that is still fleshy in nature yet decomposing. The individual must place their mouth over the vaginal orifice and punch the corpse in the stomach as hard as they can causing whatever is inside to shoot into the said individual's mouth. The result in their mouth must be swallowed.

Also known as a Stanley Steamer.
Nolan: After that Mummy I gave Max's grandma I had the taste of black licorice in my mouth for months!
by Dick McFeely February 25, 2005
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Ass Elbow

The terrible aching pain, usually in the elbow, that can result from giving someone a true Good Game.
Steve: I think i got Ass Elbow
Nolan: I need a doctor, really, if this hemorrhoid gets infected, I could die.
by Dick McFeely February 24, 2005
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Whip and Run

A type of playground antic where a student hurls a container of nasty liquid or semi-liquid foddstuffs into a large crowd of people, then flees the scene.
Johnny didn't understand the concept of Whip and Run, thus he chucked a brick at a pregnant woman giving her a spontaneous abortion.
by Dick McFeely February 24, 2005
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cooter cudgel

A open palmed slap to the female genitals.

The male version of this slap is the ball tag. Typically has to be called before the act so that it is fair game.
Nolan: I cooter cudgeled Emily with with a knitting needle last night!
by Dick McFeely February 24, 2005
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