10 definitions by Dick Clicker

Technosexual

One who is sexually attracted to robots or machinery; the sexual attraction to robots or machinery. In other words, complete bullshit

Beth : Jane! I didn't see you at the party last night! Where were you!
Jane: Sorry, I was having technosexual sex with my Roomba.

by Dick Clicker September 20, 2018

Pierre pressure

When some pressures you to move to Pierre, South Dakota

Man 1: Bro, why did you move here?
Man 2: I don't know! I was Pierre pressured.

by Dick Clicker September 20, 2018

Colorado Monday

Taking a day off school in order for students to have at least one school day to smoke weed

Mom: Honey, get ready for school!
Jerry: No way mom, it's a Colorado Monday
Mom: Oh right, then I guess you'll have to help me pull out some weeds *wink*
Dad: What's going on here?

by Dick Clicker September 20, 2018

Soviet's Pie

A special pie made during the Cold War Era by Soviet bakers consisting of cherries, chocolate, plutonium, bown sugar, and whipped cream.

Russian: I do love a good Soviet's Pie
CIA: what

by Dick Clicker September 20, 2018

Siamese Lightsaber Battle

When two Asian proceed to whip out their penises and fight, the Jedi way.

Asian 1: Bro! Luke just kissed his sister? That so heterosexual!
Asian 2: Wanna have a Siamese Lightsaber Battle?

by Dick Clicker September 20, 2018

bournography

The art of ejaculating during the presentation of Jason Bourne, either in video or book form.

Man: Why is Jason Bourne in a fighting ring. Welp, time for some sweet bournography

by Dick Clicker September 20, 2018

Saudi Arabian Dab

A popular dance move that is illegal in Saudi Arabia for whatever reason. Look it up.

Guy: Have you see Muhammad Abdullah Rajjam Khaled Mahar Salibi Bahar Rabdumen Abdullah al-Hassan?
Other Guy: No, he was caught doing the Saudi Arabian Dab

by Dick Clicker September 20, 2018