Definitions by Dexter
hab
Rehab, like rehabilitation, suggesting that vyaches with verbal problems like always wearing track pants and a fleece with no shirt underneath and chest hair showing and smelling like immigrant BO need to be rehabilitated. Which they do.
gonch
Underwear - usually tighty whities with a stretched elastic and bearing the marks of a quarter mile dragstrip which are fuckin unbleachable. Usually vyach just waits til they disintigrate to chuck em. a key and necessary element in gonch pulls.
aka gawnch or gonchies
aka gawnch or gonchies
gonch pull
A sharp upward yank on another person's gonchies. Usually painful but entertaining to behold. An especially useful technique in warding off unwanted and raunchy immigrants who like showing chest hair.
Person 1: Dude, i'll give you ten bucks if you give blagloslav a gonch pull.
Person 2: I'll do it for free! Uh, do you have any gloves?
Person 2: I'll do it for free! Uh, do you have any gloves?
gonch pull by Dexter March 26, 2003