DevilBoy's definitions

scrotumpole

A derogatory term for the "corporate ladder".

Giving a swallow job to Mr. Smith at the company picnic sure helped Melany climb the scrotumpole.

by DevilBoy March 11, 2003

spooner

in football/soccer when the player skies the ball ridiculously high over the bar

open goal and he's skied it! what a spooner!
spooner! spooner!

by devilboy December 28, 2005

topped

as in to commit suicide, most likely to be used when the person in question jumps off a building

did you hear about john smith? he topped himself

by devilboy December 3, 2004

sex on legs

a compliment to someone who is very attractive, often shouted out

whoa! sex on legs!
did u see that babe?...yeah she was sex on legs!

by devilboy December 3, 2004

glooping

when someone is staring/concentrating very hard, staring into space looking doped

what are you glooping at?!
stop glooping at me your freaking me out

by devilboy December 2, 2004

love to

sarcastic remark or a get out clause
someone u secretly hate starts talking to u but
u want to avoid them

simon your so cool do u think we could be hang out?
i'd love to but i cant... maybe in the next lifetime

by devilboy July 28, 2008

ironing board

an insult to a woman with no breasts

whatever u say ironing board chest!
flat as an ironing board

by devilboy December 2, 2004