DesPERRYado's definitions

Kraft Dinner

A popular brand of macaroni and cheese that if prepare correctly, still doesn't taste like cheese.

Cory: KD sucks

Perry: Kraft dinner does fucking suck, it doesn't even taste like cheese.

by DesPERRYado November 2, 2004

scholar

A traditional age college student who excels in academia but has no practical, real world skills.

Don't you know how to remove your heater core?

Sarah, I'm a scholar.

by DesPERRYado February 13, 2005

bleu nuit

A soft core porn program that used to be on (maybe it still is) French-Canadian television, Saturday nights at 12am.

"Man, there was this 3 Muskateers porn on Bleu Nuit last night."

by DesPERRYado August 10, 2005

nail salon

1) A place a woman will go once a week to spend all your money on a worthless service.

2) A scam set up by Vietnamese immigrants to bilk money out of idiot women.

1) "I'm going to get my nails done at the nail salon."

2) "I can't believe she paid us 30 dollars to clean and polish her finger nails."

by DesPERRYado April 11, 2005

Tengu Knight

A warrior who can fly and fight with telekinetic powers.

Heidi is a Tengu Knight

by DesPERRYado November 1, 2004

cottage

A small house near a body of water or in the forest which families go to during summer and holidays. They're usually only afforded by the upper and upper-middle class. It should be noticed that 'cottage' is the Canadian terminology. In the greater United States a cottage is referred to as a 'camp.'

"We're going to our camp this weekend?"

"What!?! You own an entire camp?"

::explains::

"Oh, we call that a cottage, in Canada."

by DesPERRYado October 10, 2005

Tengu

A person with excellent fighting skills, excellent showmanship or other awesome character traits.

A verb used to describe someone getting attacked in a entertaining or awesome manner.

1. You should see Morgannus fight, he is a tengu.

2. Man Jimmy, you really tengu'd him good when you bashed him in the face with a rock.

by DesPERRYado November 1, 2004