DesPERRYado's definitions

getting done

Used by Maine residents as a term which designates the quitting or termination of their job.

Johnny: "Don't you still work at Johnny's?"

Bill: "Nah, I'm getting done."

by DesPERRYado May 21, 2005

Christian Persecution Complex

The complex where Christians are being oppressed and persecuted wherein reality their belief-system has been dominating countries, schools and political systems since like 300 BCE.

Christian: "One day Christians will be able to worship freely, without persecution."

Person: "Talk about CPC."

by DesPERRYado July 12, 2005

THE TEAM

A small group of lower-middle class males who are usually found insulting people or posting hilarious pictures on the internet. THE TEAM likes to rock the video games, go geocaching and play chess every now and then.

Man, THE TEAM really handed my ass to me in an argument about religion.

by DesPERRYado November 1, 2004

real life syndrome

When a gamer cannot commit much time to play because he/she is afflicted with certain ailements, such as job or an academic career, that prevents them from playing.

Johnny: "Billy, why haven't you been playing WoW? I'm already lvl 60."

Billy: "Sorry man, Real Life Syndrome."

by desPERRYado March 4, 2006

THOUSAND YEARS OF PAIN

A faux jutsu used by Kakashi-sensei in the anime Naruto. The technique basically consists of the user sneaking behind the anime, sticking his/her index fingers into the enemy's anus and thrusting the enemy into the air, hence a thousand years of pain.

Naruto later customizes this technique. Instead of thrusting the enemy into the air, Naruto leaves a firebomb in the enemy's anus.

Proctologist: "Ok, this is going to feel a bit weird."

Patient: "What the fuck, doc? Are you trying to do the THOUSAND YEARS OF PAIN on me or what?"

by DesPERRYado October 15, 2005

wrong accused of harassment

Joke term used during songs to annoy people. Originated after malevolent Wendy's employee accused two innocent employees of harassment.

After 9 days, I let the horse run free because it was wrongly accused of harassment.

by DesPERRYado February 13, 2005

JEEP

Used in the military to denote new recruits. A derogotory term which is short for Junior Enlisted Expendable Personnel.

Commander: "Hey, JEEP. Draw the enemy's fire so we can escape."

by desPERRYado January 7, 2006