by Delthryn February 25, 2005

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by Delthryn July 15, 2008

A worthless Numetal band from Des Moines, Iowa. Owned by Roadrunner records, a local branch of Universal. Essentially meaningless, repetetive, commercially produced noise, with 9 fat guys who wear masks and boiler suits as a sales gimmick, and have absolutely no musical talent whatsoever. They don't even own their own music - Universal does. If Universal wanted to sue somebody for downloading a Slipknot song, there is absolutely nothing the band can do about it. I don't even understand why everyone wants to fellate Joey Jordison so much. So what, he's fast. I can beat on two barrels with impressive speed, trust me. He just can't hold a rythm worth a damn. Try listening to Iron Maiden, Metallica, or SOMEBODY with some damn talent, you tools.
Me: Slipknot sucks.
Typical maggot: wtf!!! slipknto will slit ur fuckin throat u fag
Me: Manowar will fuck you up the ass, prison bitch.
Typical maggot:(Sounds of grunting and skin slapping) ohhhh god nooooo!
Typical maggot: wtf!!! slipknto will slit ur fuckin throat u fag
Me: Manowar will fuck you up the ass, prison bitch.
Typical maggot:(Sounds of grunting and skin slapping) ohhhh god nooooo!
by Delthryn February 25, 2005

1. A long pole with a blade fixed on the end of it, used by the infantry in medieval times.
2. The turnpike, a highway on which you must usually pay a toll when you get off.
3. A fish commonly found in northern lakes and ponds. Very aggressive.
2. The turnpike, a highway on which you must usually pay a toll when you get off.
3. A fish commonly found in northern lakes and ponds. Very aggressive.
1. The soldiers charged, waving their pikes in the air as they ran.
2. I ran somebody off the pike the other day.
3. Uncle Bremus caught a giant pike the other day.
2. I ran somebody off the pike the other day.
3. Uncle Bremus caught a giant pike the other day.
by Delthryn April 02, 2005
