Delthryn's definitions

Puerto Rican

What most of the residents of Springfield, Massachusetts are.

Did'ja hear about those puerto ricans who shot at a surveillance camera on the street?

by Delthryn March 25, 2005

Simple Plan

Another band in the army destined to destroy what we know as music.

We need a Simple plan to kill these motherfuckers.

by Delthryn February 25, 2005

Slipknot

A worthless Numetal band from Des Moines, Iowa. Owned by Roadrunner records, a local branch of Universal. Essentially meaningless, repetetive, commercially produced noise, with 9 fat guys who wear masks and boiler suits as a sales gimmick, and have absolutely no musical talent whatsoever. They don't even own their own music - Universal does. If Universal wanted to sue somebody for downloading a Slipknot song, there is absolutely nothing the band can do about it. I don't even understand why everyone wants to fellate Joey Jordison so much. So what, he's fast. I can beat on two barrels with impressive speed, trust me. He just can't hold a rythm worth a damn. Try listening to Iron Maiden, Metallica, or SOMEBODY with some damn talent, you tools.

Me: Slipknot sucks.
Typical maggot: wtf!!! slipknto will slit ur fuckin throat u fag
Me: Manowar will fuck you up the ass, prison bitch.
Typical maggot:(Sounds of grunting and skin slapping) ohhhh god nooooo!

by Delthryn February 25, 2005

Linkin park

Craaaawling up my ass
My anus will not heal.

I wish Linkin park would get anthrax.

by Delthryn July 15, 2008

Angela Gossow

Singer for Arch Enemy, and the sexiest woman alive.

Angela Gossow will kick your ass.

by Delthryn February 14, 2005

Kata

A series of prearranged hand to hand combat movements, used to train the body to react to certain combat situations.

If someone has a gun pointed at you, start doing Kumite three.

by Delthryn April 4, 2005

Corey Taylor

Vocalist for the bands Slipknot and Stone Sour. Sounds great when he actually sings instead of screaming like he's on fire.

Corey Taylor is always either shitty, or great.

by Delthryn March 18, 2005