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Karkalicious

In the song Karkalicious, which is a parody of Fergalicious by Fergie, we are introduced to the ship of Karkat X Terezi (and also, what the hell is Karkitty? Bet it sounds great but tbh idrc lots for Homestuck that much and I’m only there for the song lol just like every other person who listens to it lmao)

Listener: What’s this
Karkat: “Karkalicious: definition, makes Terezi loco // I blow kisses, Don't matter if we’re just moirails // Karkalicious definition makes the shippers crazy // Nepeta's always squealin’, cutesy pet names like karkitty // And the majority of pairings had better include me”
Person listening to it: … MARRY ME

by Delete this account now June 23, 2023

Hildillyda

The girl version of Hilbillybert and probably the true protag of Pokémon Black and White who also should’ve been in the anime

Example 1:
Person 1: who is your best girl in Pokémon?
Person 2: hildillyda
Person 1: don’t you mean Hilda?
Person 2: I know but I call her hildillyda
Person 1: okay. anyway what’s your favorite thing about her?
Person 1: she is true protag, gets piggy as starter, takes down peta, dates their leader, catches red eyes white dragon-
Person 3: wait lol don’t you mean blue eyes white dragon?
Person 1: oh my god

Example 2:
Person 1: I hate Iris and I think hildillyda should be in the anime and not Iris
Person 2: Bruh I like Iris but I agree she calls ash a kid too much
Person 3: we’re literally 11 years past that bro but I agree too and like the only reason Iris is here but not Hilda is they try to emulate the indigo league
Person 1: and we love indigo league so idk why it has to be ripped off
Person 2: which is why I hate bw anime

by Delete this account now June 25, 2023

Double pants

The act of wearing two pairs of pants (ex. shorts over long pants). If you wear three pairs of pants, it’s called triple pants. Brendan from Pokémon Emerald invented this with his capri pants/sweatpants crap, then May started almost a decade later with her denim shorts and bike shorts. Holy hell.

Jason: walks in with two pairs of pants - given example
Freddy: jason wtf are you wearing
Jason: double pants

by Delete this account now September 2, 2024

Piss colored hair

Ok Reddit, so I (237,624 M) and my wife (6 F) got into a bit of an argument about Fortnite (released 2017 by Epic Games) on my (237,624 M) Xbox One X (released 2017). She (6F) wanted to play fortnite (released 2017 by Epic Games) on my (237,624 M) Xbox One X (released 2017) even though she (6 F) has a PS4 (released 2013), which I (237,624 M) destroyed. I (237,624 M) said no. She (6 F) hit me. So naturally, I grabbed my Unholy Hellbringer (crafted 200,000 years ago in Neptune’s core by demons), and killed her. I also killed our 32 of our boys, being Liam (2 M), Noah (2 M), Elijah (2 M), Logan (2 M), Mason (2 M), James (2 M), Aiden (2 M), Ethan (2 M), Lucas (2 M), Jacob (2 M), Michael (2 M), Matthew (2 M), Benjamin (2 M), Alexander (2 M), William (2 M), Daniel (2 M), Jayden (2 M), Oliver (2 M), Carter (2 M), Sebastian (2 M), Joseph (2 M), David (2 M), Gabriel (2 M), Julian (2 M), Jackson (2 M), Anthony (2 M), Dylan (2 M), Wyatt (2 M), Grayson (2 M), Isaiah (2 M), Christopher (2 M), and Joshua (2 M). I saved Henry (2 M), because he (2 M) was my favorite child. I thought that he could be raised by wolves while i (237,624 M) played Fortnite (released 2017 by Epic Games) inside my house. While outside, I (237,624 M) dropped him (2 M) on the pavement and he (2 M) died. So Reddit, AITA I the asshole for killing my whole family?

Person 1: read the definition
Person 2: piss colored hair

by Delete this account now September 19, 2023

I’m so scared

The thing you say when your best female (or male if you’re female) friend is singing the chorus of “Lovefool” by the Cardigans and dancing with a stick that has a wig that looks like her/his crush’s hair on it, and you’re scared and jealous of this man/woman.

Person 1: Love me, love me, Say that you love me~
Person 2: I’m so scared

by Delete this account now July 3, 2023

Pseudogon

The best YouTube pooper ever

Person: what’s on YouTube
YouTube: YTP: frosty the humanoid popsicle gets divorced by Pseudogon
Person: yay

by Delete this account now June 21, 2023

Half-of-a-sister

Chloe Bourgeoisie calls Zoe Lee her half of a sister.

Person: what’s a sister called when her mother is your mom but you have different fathers
Chloe: half-of-a-sister?
Person: R A C I S T

by Delete this account now July 24, 2023