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All the definitions on Urban Dictionary were written by people just like you. Now's your chance to add your own! Please review Urban Dictionary's content guidelines before writing your definition. Here's the short version: Share definitions that other people will find meaningful and never post hate speech or people’s personal information. Write for a large audience. Lots of people will read this, so give some background information. Don't name your friends. We'll reject inside jokes and definitions naming non-celebrities. All the definitions on Urban Dictionary were written by people just like you. Now's your chance to add your own! Please review Urban Dictionary's content guidelines before writing your definition. Here's the short version: Share definitions that other people will find meaningful and never post hate speech or people’s personal information. Write for a large audience. Lots of people will read this, so give some background information. Don't name your friends. We'll reject inside jokes and definitions naming non-celebrities.
…Fuck you.
by Delete this account now September 19, 2023
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Don’t name your friends

People on Urban Dictionary ignore this rule so much it shouldn’t even be a rule
Urban dictionary: don’t name your friends
Person: *names all of their friends, including their full names, ages, addresses, phone numbers, etc.*
Urban dictionary: B R U H
by Delete this account now June 21, 2023
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Half-of-a-sister

Chloe Bourgeoisie calls Zoe Lee her half of a sister.
Person: what’s a sister called when her mother is your mom but you have different fathers
Chloe: half-of-a-sister?
Person: R A C I S T
by Delete this account now July 24, 2023
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Lucoa

A dragon woman with blonde and green hair and a pink baseball hat and a black tank top with blue shorts and big melons who sexualizes a young boy
Example 1:
Person 1: Lucoa sexualized a young boy! She’s like totally going to jail!
Person 2: Yeah, and Frosty the frozen water statue sexualized Christmas. Shut up.
Person 1: no u

Example 2:
Person 1: Who’s your girlfriend?
Person 2: *holds a Lucoa body pillow*
Person 1: oh my god
by Delete this account now June 25, 2023
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Cracked crackers

I had to go open my big beak!
Person 1: Maybe the whale will giggle us out if we tickle the roof of his mouth!
Person 2: Good idea. But what can we use to tickle him?
Person 1: smug
Person 2: Cracked crackers! I had to go open my big beak!
by Delete this account now June 4, 2023
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You can X my Y

Literally X means a verb while Y means a noun. The sentence as a whole is supposed to be used as an innuendo.
Example 1:
Speddy: This is how you do an innuendo. Ask me if I want to play Pokémon.
Lesby: Do you want to play Pokémon X and Y?
Speddy: Of course, friend! …You can X my Y.
Lesby: Ew, wtf mans? I’m named my name for a reason, you creep!

Example 2:
Lonnie: Hey, do you wanna go to a rock concert?
Kaleb: Of course, bro! …You can rock my concert.
Lonnie: Ew, gross! What the fuck, bro???
by Delete this account now September 2, 2023
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I’m so scared

The thing you say when your best female (or male if you’re female) friend is singing the chorus of “Lovefool” by the Cardigans and dancing with a stick that has a wig that looks like her/his crush’s hair on it, and you’re scared and jealous of this man/woman.
Person 1: Love me, love me, Say that you love me~
Person 2: I’m so scared
by Delete this account now July 3, 2023
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