4 definitions by Defftik
E-Fishing Disease also known as (EFD) consists of a high urge to go fishing while browsing the internet. The symptoms generally start upon looking at other peoples fishing photos. Some of the side effects are enhanced expectations (I.E. you think you can catch the same size fish as other peole), which usually leads you to spend a lot of money and fail anyways. E-Fishing Disease infects 1 in 5 males in America and 1 in 25 females.
Dude 1 - Dude what the **** did you see the size of that catfish?
Dude 2 - Yeah, its not that hard all you need is a river, some bait and about 8 hours of time
*1 week later*
Dude 1 - WTF we caught nothing
Dude 2 - MOTHERFU**ing E-Fishing Disease!
Dude 2 - Yeah, its not that hard all you need is a river, some bait and about 8 hours of time
*1 week later*
Dude 1 - WTF we caught nothing
Dude 2 - MOTHERFU**ing E-Fishing Disease!
by Defftik April 7, 2010
1. Person who doesn't fish very often and when they do are very terrible at it.
2. Also referred to as a person who doesn't belong there.
2. Also referred to as a person who doesn't belong there.
by Defftik September 28, 2009
Person who will go to desperate lengths to gain the attention of the masses via the internet. This means resorting to frequently posting on RIP pages, to trolling discussion boards, to adding thousands of friends.
Girl 1: Its a tragedy that person died.
Girl 2: Your kidding me my friend count went up 25 people since I posted on the RIP Page.
Girl 1: Wow girl your cold your just in it for the E-Recognition.
Girl 2: Your kidding me my friend count went up 25 people since I posted on the RIP Page.
Girl 1: Wow girl your cold your just in it for the E-Recognition.
by Defftik March 23, 2010
Someone who frequently opts not to go fishing with his friends. Someone who would much rather talk about fishing than partake in the actual activitiy.
Also someone who waits for all the leg work to be done (I.E. spots found and techniques figured out) then reaps the benifit of all his friends hard work.
Also someone who waits for all the leg work to be done (I.E. spots found and techniques figured out) then reaps the benifit of all his friends hard work.
Person #1 - Hey man you want to go fishing tomorrow
Khalid Barkawi - Na, I've got some real important things to do.
Person #2 - O really like what?
Khalid Barkawi -Well actually nothing I was just waiting for you guys to figure it out so I can guaranteed catch fish. Why should I help when I don't have to?
Person #1 and #2 - GOOD POINT! Your a couch sitter!
Khalid Barkawi - Na, I've got some real important things to do.
Person #2 - O really like what?
Khalid Barkawi -Well actually nothing I was just waiting for you guys to figure it out so I can guaranteed catch fish. Why should I help when I don't have to?
Person #1 and #2 - GOOD POINT! Your a couch sitter!
by Defftik February 4, 2010