The man with the turban that works at the gas station.
Everytime I pay $3.05 cents for a gallon of gas I feel like telling the dirka dirka behind the counter to go ^%&^ himself.
an erection that you can actually feel your heart beating.
Suzy looked so hot on the dance floor that my throbbing boner was pulsing in 4/4 time.
when you give someone the finger
Joe was shocked that everyone was giving him the finger until Bob explained to him that it was O.K. that it was just a california howdy and to be expected.
orthodontic braces for straightening teeth
It was REAL scary when Rita came down on me with her double decker pecker wreckers.
code for a gay person with dyslexia.
"Bruce has dyslexia"
"How do you know that he has dyslexia?
"He told me that he knew he was 924 since he was eleven"
something that happens really fast. You do not want to say this in the south, because it brings back bad memories.
They beat the Yankee from New York up like Grant took Richmond.
A dildo with all of the traits of an armadillo. It has an outer layer made of bone and a long pointy head with teeth. It is nocturnal and moves very fast. They can not operate in cold climates.
On a hot southern night, when the sun goes down, you can hear the Whipperwills and the hum of armadildos in the air.
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