6 definitions by Daylorb
A plan put in place by clever mothers whereby they take something of value within their household that is not their own, secretly trade it or sell it for cash, and re-purpose the funds to increase their own wardrobe or jewelry holdings. The scheme works so long as there is an endless supply of goods coming into the home that can easily go un-noticed by a spouse or their family.
Jennifer had developed the perfect Momzi scheme. Each week she would take an oxford shirt out of her husband Tom's closet and hide it in the back of her Lexus. Once a month she would take them to the local consignment store and get enough cash for them to help buy herself a new wardrobe. Tom never noticed the shirts missing, and on the rare occasion he did, Jennifer blamed the dry cleaners. Slowly but surely Jennifer expanded the scheme to include shoes, tools, golf clubs, baseball hats, and universal remote controls. The kids possessions were next on the list.
by Daylorb November 24, 2010
The exact opposite of the phrase Jumped the Shark. When a television show hits such heights of popularity that even the White House publicly announces their plans to schedule any broadcasts by the President himself around the scheduled airing of said television show.
Using a direct quote made on January 8, 2010 by the White House Press Secretary run through a Fox News update: The White House does not plan to schedule President Obama's first State of the Union address on the same night as the premiere of the popular ABC series. "I don't foresee a scenario in which millions of people that would hope to finally get some conclusion in 'Lost' are preempted by the president," Press Secretary Robert Gibbs said Friday.
Lost is the first show in history that has Bumped the House
Lost is the first show in history that has Bumped the House
by Daylorb January 8, 2010
Deliberately filling yourself with false hope about any given situation. Similar to "drinking the kool-aid."
by Daylorb March 1, 2011
The practice of recycling, or being green, only when convenient. A person who only recycles when it is convenient to do so.
I would have recycled my Fiji water bottle, but my plastic bin was full. I guess I'm just congreenient.
by Daylorb December 26, 2009
A Feral Cougar is a particularly aggressive and untamed strain of single women generally over the age of 35 who frequent clubs, supermarkets, and local events in order to score with a much younger man. Feral Cougars rarely sleep in the same place from night-to-night and often resort to scratching and clawing for a free meal if necessary. Even your every-day, garden variety Cougar can quickly come to resemble a Feral Cougar after a few too many Margarita’s or White Zinfandel’s, and often can resemble a Feral Cougar in looks, appetite, and appearance the day after a successful night of Cougaring. Feral Cougars are extremely adaptable, particularly cunning, and can be found in all extremes of latitude, longitude, wealth, and health.
Lets go somewhere else, the last time I was there an entire pack of Feral Cougars had taken over the bar.
by Daylorb August 27, 2009
The protocol that AT&T subscribers use a minimum of five times per day when a call they are on is dropped. Of particular importance to iPhone 4.0 users.
It is common attiquette that upon realizing a call has been dropped, ONLY the original caller should attempt to re-establish the conversation, not the recipient of the original call. This is done so to avoid the situation where both callers repeatedly try to call one another only to be routed directly into each other's voicemail.
by Daylorb November 6, 2010