18 definitions by Davidch999

Christlessmas

The day that coincides with Christmas Day that no-one, not atheists nor agnostics nor members of other faiths can resist celebrating.

What are you doing on Christmas Day, bro?
I don't celebrate Christmas, dude.
So what're you doing on 25 December, bro?
I'm having a huge Christlessmas lunch, dude. Everyone's invited. Party on!

by Davidch999 December 27, 2013

That Che R

British revolutionary leader and prime minister from 1979-1990

"What was that revolutionary leader called? Che... Che... Che...?"

"That Che R?"

by Davidch999 April 18, 2013

Pidgeon question

Questions asked by former management consultants that sound easy but are actually unfathomable.

What is Tumblr anyway? And why is Yahoo still in business?

"Dude. No-one can answer that. It's a Pidgeon question."

by Davidch999 May 20, 2013

nyotaisorry

When you spill food over someone and eat it off their body. The regretable body presentation of food.
Combination of "nyotaisori", the traditional Japanese presentation of sushi on a naked body, and "sorry", what you say when you spill your food over someone.

Aargh! My lovely new bikini! You clumsy oaf!
"Om nom nom... Nyotaisorry"

by Davidch999 June 6, 2013

spamnami

Tsunami of spam when we're overrun by a flood of scam mail.

Set filters to junk. We're in for a spamnami.

by Davidch999 November 16, 2013

Dadvice

Dad’s advice. Advice offered by your dad. May or may not be right. Offered with the Best will in the world. Optional.

Dad: Hey, sweet child of mine, never let others influence your feelings towards a partner.
Child: Yeah, thanks for the dadvice.

by Davidch999 November 27, 2017

dedicraytion

When you're dedicated to crazy cray levels!

Fran came in to the office to finish some work DURING her holiday! That's dedicraytion for you!

by Davidch999 April 2, 2013