David from Kingsbury's definitions

egg and spoon

Like 'harvest moon', another rhyming version of coon, which I think we all understand.

'See Sharon's new bloke, another bloody egg and spoon'

by David from Kingsbury November 7, 2003

let one go

To do a fart

Gee dude, is that the drains or did you just let one go?

by David from Kingsbury December 27, 2003

blatherskite

Someone who talks rubbish, mainly tall stories etc. Literally 'blather shite', but the H became a K somehow.

Don't listen to old Tom in the pub, he's just a blatherskite.

by David from Kingsbury November 7, 2003

oyster

Gob of phlegm in the street, also 'Dockyard oyster' from Portsmouth Dockyard.

Mind the road there, you'll tread in that oyster.

by David from Kingsbury September 8, 2007

winnits

Also the streaks of poo that appear on a man's willy after anal sex

Ugh, you've got winnits! You're a fag!

by David from Kingsbury November 7, 2003

widdle

do a wee wee

That bloody dog's just widdled on the kitchen floor again

by David from Kingsbury November 4, 2003

flap shot

Possibly the best type of rude ladies photo. One that gets such a close up, you can see the flaps. (labia)

That page 3 model's a right slag, I heard she's done flap shots in Razzle

by David from Kingsbury November 4, 2003