David from Kingsbury's definitions

bumf

Short for bumf-odder, or toilet paper.

I say Terence, is there any bumf in your cubicle, we're running out in here.

by David from Kingsbury November 7, 2003

widdle

do a wee wee

That bloody dog's just widdled on the kitchen floor again

by David from Kingsbury November 4, 2003

dung puncher

Same as a turd-pusher or uphill gardener. A man that likes to put his willy up another man's anus. Ugh.

Look at that Michael Barrymore- another bloody dung puncher.

by David from Kingsbury November 4, 2003

sooty

Another rude term for a negro

Blimey, look at that sooty over there, he must be at least six foot six

by David from Kingsbury November 4, 2003

make a smell

Polite term my family uses for a fart, usually a silent one of unknown origin.

David, have you just made a smell again?

by David from Kingsbury December 27, 2003

cut the cheese

To fart. Have you ever noticed a smell at the dinner table, thought someone had farted, and then saw someone cutting a new cheese?

Pooo! Someone's cut the cheese!

by David from Kingsbury November 7, 2003

blood claat

Jamaican term for not a very nice person, how they say 'blood cloth' ie sanitary towel.

'im blood claat maaaan

by David from Kingsbury November 4, 2003