David from Kingsbury's definitions

flap shot

Possibly the best type of rude ladies photo. One that gets such a close up, you can see the flaps. (labia)

That page 3 model's a right slag, I heard she's done flap shots in Razzle

by David from Kingsbury November 4, 2003

cut the cheese

To fart. Have you ever noticed a smell at the dinner table, thought someone had farted, and then saw someone cutting a new cheese?

Pooo! Someone's cut the cheese!

by David from Kingsbury November 7, 2003

bombay welsh

Comparing the way British Indians speak with the Welsh accent

Those new neighbours speak very good Bombay Welsh

by David from Kingsbury November 4, 2003

jimmy britts

Australian version of British rhyming slang 'tom tits' for diarrhea/the shits.

Jeez Bruce, don't go to Bali, you'll come back with the a case of the Jimmys!

by David from Kingsbury September 11, 2005

chuff nuts

Those particles of shit that stick to the anal hair

Tracy's gone off Darren, she says he had chuff nuts on his arse!

by David from Kingsbury November 7, 2003

wog box

A large stereo carried held to the ear by some tinted folk. Also 3rd world briefcase.

I saw one of those new wog boxes in Dixons that puts out about 100 watts

by David from Kingsbury November 4, 2003

raspberry tart

Cockney rhyming slang for fart, long abbreviated to blow a raspberry, few realise the origin.

Blimey Arfur, did you 'ear that raspberry tart the 'orse just blew orff?

by David from Kingsbury October 17, 2005