David Hawaii's definitions

Feetard

(n.) A ridiculously retardedly high fee or expense.

feetards (pl.), feetarded (adj.), feetardedly (adv.)

Man, cover was thirty bucks!
Dude, what a feetardedly feetarded feetard

by David Hawaii May 2, 2007

malasian

The ignorant, uneducated way to spell Malaysian

Spell malasian right idiots

by David Hawaii May 2, 2007

Humbalah

A statement given while watching another person performing some kind of dishonest or illegal action.

Syn. Humbah, Humbalalah, Humbala Ukulele Momma Kissed The Baby Peanut Butter Jelly Daddy Did The Hula

Boy spills a glass of milk
Girl: Humbalah!
Boy: Why don't you just shut up and help, prick.

by David Hawaii May 22, 2007

diarrhacid

Diarrhea with a high acid content that causes severe burning sensations on and in the rectal sphincter. Can result in bleeding, chaffing, and the inability to walk properly.

Diarrhacid can also result in extraordinary pain upon sitting after business has been done.

Sounds made while trying to sit in a chair after a brutal session of diarrhacid

Ow...ow...ow...ow...ow...
aggghhh...agh...phew.

by David Hawaii May 2, 2007

Tooberculosis

Too much tuberculosis

Man look at that guy he's got tooberculosis

by David Hawaii May 3, 2007

kyool

(k-yool) n. A synonym of cool, used most often during instant messenging between those between the ages of 13 and 18 years.

"Hey man, I just got a sweet new bike for christmas"

"Kyool dude, can I borrow it?"

"No dude. You can't."

by David Hawaii February 24, 2007

moke fight

n. A quarrel occurring between two or more mokes. A potentially dangerous situation one should seek to avoid at all costs.

Holy crap is a moke fight!
RUNNNNNN!!!!!

by David Hawaii May 28, 2007