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(n.) A ridiculously retardedly high fee or expense.
feetards (pl.), feetarded (adj.), feetardedly (adv.)
feetards (pl.), feetarded (adj.), feetardedly (adv.)
by David Hawaii May 2, 2007
Get the Feetardmug. A very dangerous fish residing in the tropical waters of the Hawaiian islands. Can swim up to 15 miles per hour and has a nasty bite. Also uses neurotoxins to neutralize it's victims and can kill an average size human male within 10 seconds.
It's diet consists solely of humans, and human-like creatures. Has also been reported to feed on cute babies.
It's diet consists solely of humans, and human-like creatures. Has also been reported to feed on cute babies.
by David Hawaii June 14, 2007
Get the vicious guppymug. Diarrhea with a high acid content that causes severe burning sensations on and in the rectal sphincter. Can result in bleeding, chaffing, and the inability to walk properly.
Diarrhacid can also result in extraordinary pain upon sitting after business has been done.
Diarrhacid can also result in extraordinary pain upon sitting after business has been done.
Sounds made while trying to sit in a chair after a brutal session of diarrhacid
Ow...ow...ow...ow...ow...
aggghhh...agh...phew.
Ow...ow...ow...ow...ow...
aggghhh...agh...phew.
by David Hawaii May 2, 2007
Get the diarrhacidmug. Compound word: Ghost poopie + No wipe poopie
Also referred to as "G-No-Wipe-Poopie"
A ghost no wipe poopie refers to a situation where while engaging in defecation, one feels a dropping exit the anus and hears the incurring splash. However, upon wiping the sphincter, no remnants are visible upon the toilet paper (no wipe poopie). In addition, the droppings appear to be absent from the toilet (ghost poopie).
The result can be frantic forced recollection of whether or not the poopie actually existed. This could possibly extend into more serious psychosomatic disorders like schizophrenia, bipolar disorder, obsessive compulsive disorder, eating disorders, and, of course, defecation disorders.
Also referred to as "G-No-Wipe-Poopie"
A ghost no wipe poopie refers to a situation where while engaging in defecation, one feels a dropping exit the anus and hears the incurring splash. However, upon wiping the sphincter, no remnants are visible upon the toilet paper (no wipe poopie). In addition, the droppings appear to be absent from the toilet (ghost poopie).
The result can be frantic forced recollection of whether or not the poopie actually existed. This could possibly extend into more serious psychosomatic disorders like schizophrenia, bipolar disorder, obsessive compulsive disorder, eating disorders, and, of course, defecation disorders.
Please seek immediate medical attention in the event of a ghost no wipe poopie as consequences are dire.
by David Hawaii May 2, 2007
Get the ghost no wipe poopiemug. A book, notes, or other study material that sits willingly and faithfully by your side the day before the exam while you procrastinate surfing the web or watching television.
by David Hawaii May 22, 2007
Get the Procrastipartnermug. 1. A common misspelling of the word "holy"
2. From, of, or related to a hole
3. Cute way of saying "hole"
2. From, of, or related to a hole
3. Cute way of saying "hole"
by David Hawaii May 23, 2007
Get the holeymug. A vent located somewhere in Hong Kong, China that was originally "Smoke Vent", but the letter "S" fell off
by David Hawaii May 3, 2007
Get the Moke ventmug.