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Cellfiddlers

Alternate spelling of cellphiddlers

Used to describe a breed of people that, at a party, upon realizing that they don't know anyone, recess into a corner or otherwise inconspicuous area and begin fiddling with their cell phone.
- Man, I don't know anyone here, guess I'm a cellfiddler tonight :)

- Everyone loves cellfiddlers!
by David Hawaii June 14, 2007
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TISNF

American chat english for "This Is So Not Fair".
Usually used when parents take away cell phones due to severly high phone bills.
(Yeah this is from the commercial)
Mom: Well I'm taking away your cell phone
Girl: TISNF!!!
Mom: I'll tell you...what's...SNF...
by David Hawaii May 23, 2007
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mis-wave

To return a wave to someone you think is waving at you, but is actually waving to the person behind you. Usually results in embarrassment and introversion.
Damn...I thought that girl was waving at me :(

HHAHAHAHA MIS-WAVE!!!!!!
by David Hawaii June 15, 2007
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vicious guppy

A very dangerous fish residing in the tropical waters of the Hawaiian islands. Can swim up to 15 miles per hour and has a nasty bite. Also uses neurotoxins to neutralize it's victims and can kill an average size human male within 10 seconds.

It's diet consists solely of humans, and human-like creatures. Has also been reported to feed on cute babies.
Holy crap it's a vicious guppy!

RUUUNNNNNNNN!!!!!!!!!
by David Hawaii June 14, 2007
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malasian

The ignorant, uneducated way to spell Malaysian
Spell malasian right idiots
by David Hawaii May 2, 2007
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kyool

(k-yool) n. A synonym of cool, used most often during instant messenging between those between the ages of 13 and 18 years.
"Hey man, I just got a sweet new bike for christmas"

"Kyool dude, can I borrow it?"

"No dude. You can't."
by David Hawaii February 24, 2007
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diarrhacid

Diarrhea with a high acid content that causes severe burning sensations on and in the rectal sphincter. Can result in bleeding, chaffing, and the inability to walk properly.

Diarrhacid can also result in extraordinary pain upon sitting after business has been done.
Sounds made while trying to sit in a chair after a brutal session of diarrhacid

Ow...ow...ow...ow...ow...
aggghhh...agh...phew.
by David Hawaii May 2, 2007
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