David Hawaii's definitions

Moke vent

A vent located somewhere in Hong Kong, China that was originally "Smoke Vent", but the letter "S" fell off

Hey guys, look at that moke vent!

by David Hawaii May 3, 2007

Tooberculosis

Too much tuberculosis

Man look at that guy he's got tooberculosis

by David Hawaii May 3, 2007

Yapanese

An extremely outspoken japanese person. Usually hosts on japanese talk shows.

Ahhhh soooo desuu kaaaaa mochi kama daisuki desuuu ahhhhh

Shuddup you Yapanese

by David Hawaii May 5, 2007

shooties

An expression of agreement or farewell

1. You want me to have it? Shooties.
2. Shooties, I'm out.

by David Hawaii May 5, 2007

TISNF

American chat english for "This Is So Not Fair".
Usually used when parents take away cell phones due to severly high phone bills.
(Yeah this is from the commercial)

Mom: Well I'm taking away your cell phone
Girl: TISNF!!!
Mom: I'll tell you...what's...SNF...

by David Hawaii May 23, 2007

CLCH

Chinese Lutheran Church of Hawaii

Lutheran church on Liliha street with many members (many of whom are Chinese, if that wasn't obvious from the name) who conduct service in English, Cantonese, and Mandarin.

Dude: Where you going this Sunday?
Dudette: Where else? CLCH!

by David Hawaii May 23, 2007

Humbalah

A statement given while watching another person performing some kind of dishonest or illegal action.

Syn. Humbah, Humbalalah, Humbala Ukulele Momma Kissed The Baby Peanut Butter Jelly Daddy Did The Hula

Boy spills a glass of milk
Girl: Humbalah!
Boy: Why don't you just shut up and help, prick.

by David Hawaii May 22, 2007