David Hawaii's definitions

malasian

The ignorant, uneducated way to spell Malaysian

Spell malasian right idiots

by David Hawaii May 2, 2007

guitarthritis

The painful cramping sensation felt after playing the guitar for an absurdly long time.

Damn, I got guitarthritis...but I can't stop!...Play on! Play on!

by David Hawaii June 16, 2007

North Park

The apparently unknown and evil opposite of South Park.

South Park is awesome, but that North Park...scary.

by David Hawaii June 16, 2007

myPod

An apple mp3 player (iPod) which you have just purchased and you are showing off to your friends (even though, they all have one too, along with the rest of the world).

My + iPod = myPod

"Hey guys, look at myPod"

by David Hawaii February 24, 2007

TISNF

American chat english for "This Is So Not Fair".
Usually used when parents take away cell phones due to severly high phone bills.
(Yeah this is from the commercial)

Mom: Well I'm taking away your cell phone
Girl: TISNF!!!
Mom: I'll tell you...what's...SNF...

by David Hawaii May 23, 2007

holey

1. A common misspelling of the word "holy"
2. From, of, or related to a hole
3. Cute way of saying "hole"

1. Holey shit!
2. Holey shit!
3. Shit holey!

by David Hawaii May 23, 2007

Moke vent

A vent located somewhere in Hong Kong, China that was originally "Smoke Vent", but the letter "S" fell off

Hey guys, look at that moke vent!

by David Hawaii May 3, 2007