David Hawaii's definitions

TISNF

American chat english for "This Is So Not Fair".
Usually used when parents take away cell phones due to severly high phone bills.
(Yeah this is from the commercial)

Mom: Well I'm taking away your cell phone
Girl: TISNF!!!
Mom: I'll tell you...what's...SNF...

by David Hawaii May 23, 2007

Cellfiddlers

Alternate spelling of cellphiddlers

Used to describe a breed of people that, at a party, upon realizing that they don't know anyone, recess into a corner or otherwise inconspicuous area and begin fiddling with their cell phone.

- Man, I don't know anyone here, guess I'm a cellfiddler tonight :)

- Everyone loves cellfiddlers!

by David Hawaii June 14, 2007

Feetard

(n.) A ridiculously retardedly high fee or expense.

feetards (pl.), feetarded (adj.), feetardedly (adv.)

Man, cover was thirty bucks!
Dude, what a feetardedly feetarded feetard

by David Hawaii May 2, 2007

Humbalah

A statement given while watching another person performing some kind of dishonest or illegal action.

Syn. Humbah, Humbalalah, Humbala Ukulele Momma Kissed The Baby Peanut Butter Jelly Daddy Did The Hula

Boy spills a glass of milk
Girl: Humbalah!
Boy: Why don't you just shut up and help, prick.

by David Hawaii May 22, 2007

malasian

The ignorant, uneducated way to spell Malaysian

Spell malasian right idiots

by David Hawaii May 2, 2007

movie magic

The ability of characters in movies to wake up after a long night a drunken sex and have perfect makeup, fully made hair, clean skin, fresh breath, and flawless composure.

Can be observed in a great deal of movies, television series, and short films.

There is no way she could look like that after sex, it's just...NOT POSSIBLE!

Dude, calm down, it's not real, it's movie magic okay?

by David Hawaii June 14, 2007

Jamone

Come hither my dear friend as we have much to accompish today.

Interchangable with: come on, comeon, comon, c'mon, cmon, GTFOH, and GOH

Jamone!
Carter, get off the stage!
Jamone!
Carter!
Jamone Lee!

by David Hawaii May 2, 2007