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jitter bug

when someone grabs their nuts in their hand and shakes it vigorously in front of a large group of people. Jitter bugging is often done as a group event.
I'm never hanging out with those fag's again, i walked into there room and they were all jitter bugging.
by David Atkins February 18, 2009
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urban elixir

Urban Elixir is another word for crack or cocaine made famous by Baltimore City newspapers and websites.
Mr. Janis says urban elixir is another word for crack. I'm pretty sure he just made it up to sound fancy, but newspapers use it so I guess it's legit.
by David Atkins March 18, 2011
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Bilz

a verb often used to describe a general fuck up in every sense of the word. If someone calls you Bilz or says you Bilzed, then you are a complete fuck up and total waste of space. you should do the planet a favor and kill yourself.
Brendan: Do you want to see if Eric is free to play pool with us?
Jeremy: Nah, last time we went he Bilzed all over the place
by David Atkins February 3, 2010
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same shit different wrapper

This Phrase is to describe when someone tries to scam others and pitches the same basic idea, but alters it to make the victim seem special.
In high school i used this photography scam on all the jocks by selling them the same shit different wrapper
by David Atkins February 18, 2009
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mid level bully

a mid level bully is someone who is soft of big and sort of cool. He is a kid in high school who takes a little bit of shit from the most popular kids but takes it out on the majority of kids smaller then him.
Mike was captain of the football team and kicks everyone's ass, David isn't as athletic but he is a mid level bully makes some underclassmen fell like shit.
by David Atkins April 26, 2009
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A Jackie

When a girl has a great body and totally do-able, but her face looks like some kind of lagoon creature that has spawned from the combined hatred of the world into a tangible cluster-fuck of GOO!
She is so heinous that you would rather chop off her head and replace it with a Jack-o-lantern, take care of your business and then move on with your life. Hence the word 'Jackie.'
Jackie's are most commonly girls that you only see from behind and first and are misled to think is hot.
Sean: Dude that chick is seriously hot.
Adam: Which one?
Sean: The one over there with her back to us.
(She turns around)
Adam: Aw! She's a Jackie.
by David Atkins March 28, 2011
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cock cloth

a word to describe any piece of underwear that is in someway unsavory. it is best used in reference to briefs with holes, or skid marks, but best used in reference to a banana hammock.
"I hate when people put their laundry in with mine, I reached into the machine and pulled out someone's cock cloth."
by David Atkins April 26, 2009
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