by DaveDH March 13, 2023
Get the Nard bag mug.Guy 1: Have you seen Mark?
Guy 2: Last time i saw him he was clutching his groin and moaning about his "sore nuts".
*Fighter gets kicked in the groin in the ring*
Guy watching: Ohh! Sorenuts!
Guy 1: Poor sod! His girlfriend kicked him in the nuts and gave him sorenuts!
Guy 2: Last time i saw him he was clutching his groin and moaning about his "sore nuts".
*Fighter gets kicked in the groin in the ring*
Guy watching: Ohh! Sorenuts!
Guy 1: Poor sod! His girlfriend kicked him in the nuts and gave him sorenuts!
by DaveDH March 29, 2023
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Get the Tomatoes mug.by DaveDH January 29, 2023
Get the Patada en los huevos mug.Girl 1: You have to hit them in the junk!
Girl 2: Between the legs?!
Girl 1: Yeah, but make sure to hit the MacNuts!
Guy 1: Dude, she kicked you in the nuts in a McDonald's does that make them MacNuts now?! Haha
Guy 2: Fuck you, it's not funny!
Girl 2: Between the legs?!
Girl 1: Yeah, but make sure to hit the MacNuts!
Guy 1: Dude, she kicked you in the nuts in a McDonald's does that make them MacNuts now?! Haha
Guy 2: Fuck you, it's not funny!
by DaveDH July 24, 2022
Get the MacNuts mug.Guy1- Look he nutted himself on the nutbar!
Guy2- Shit! Fuck that.
Guy 1- Why are you putting a cup on?!
Guy 2- It's a live show you don't want to nut crunch yourself on the nutbar and have the audience post you on YouTube screaming while holding your nuts.
Guy2- Shit! Fuck that.
Guy 1- Why are you putting a cup on?!
Guy 2- It's a live show you don't want to nut crunch yourself on the nutbar and have the audience post you on YouTube screaming while holding your nuts.
by DaveDH March 10, 2023
Get the Nutbar mug.Fied eggs is a figurative way of saying someone has injured their testicles, leading to pain or discomfort. It's an informal and vivid way to describe the painful condition resulting from an injury to the testicles.
The phrase "he fried his eggs on that rail" vividly describes an incident where someone sustained a painful injury to their testicles by hitting or crushing them against a rail. It's a graphic and informal way to convey the severity of the injury, emphasizing the significant pain experienced.
The phrase "he fried his eggs on that rail" vividly describes an incident where someone sustained a painful injury to their testicles by hitting or crushing them against a rail. It's a graphic and informal way to convey the severity of the injury, emphasizing the significant pain experienced.
Guy 1: What happened to Timmy yesterday in the skate park?
Guy 2: He fried his eggs on that rail over there!
Guy 1: Fuck! Now he has fried eggs between his legs! No more babies for him!
Guy 2: He fried his eggs on that rail over there!
Guy 1: Fuck! Now he has fried eggs between his legs! No more babies for him!
by DaveDH August 20, 2024
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