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Nut crunch

A hit to the groin that produces sound.
Nut- Testicle
Crunch- The sound of something getting crushed.
Guy 1: Oh man! Everyone heard that! She gave you a nut crunch! Guys help me carrying this mofo to the bathroom!
Guy 2: Oh my balls! My fucking balls!
Guy 1: Dude, give me one hand, we take you to the bathroom.
by DaveDH March 10, 2023
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Nard bag

The scrotum. The bag that holds the nards (testicles).
Guy 1: Shit, she bruised my nard bag!
Guy 2: Fuck, ice them!
by DaveDH March 13, 2023
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Nutbar

The cross bar/ top tube on the frame of male bicycles.
Nut - testicles

Bar- metal rod
Guy1- Look he nutted himself on the nutbar!

Guy2- Shit! Fuck that.

Guy 1- Why are you putting a cup on?!
Guy 2- It's a live show you don't want to nut crunch yourself on the nutbar and have the audience post you on YouTube screaming while holding your nuts.
by DaveDH March 10, 2023
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Patada en los huevos

Spanish slang. Literally a Kick in the eggs. Kick in the testicles.
Dale una patada en los huevos! Duele mucho a los chicos!
-Kick him in the balls! Hurts boys alot!
by DaveDH January 29, 2023
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Tomatoes

Boy: He bullies me.
Dad: Give him a big 'ol kick in the tomatoes.
by DaveDH November 5, 2022
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Sorenuts

Swollen testicles or the feeling of having swollen/ painful testicles.
Guy 1: Have you seen Mark?
Guy 2: Last time i saw him he was clutching his groin and moaning about his "sore nuts".

*Fighter gets kicked in the groin in the ring*
Guy watching: Ohh! Sorenuts!

Guy 1: Poor sod! His girlfriend kicked him in the nuts and gave him sorenuts!
by DaveDH March 29, 2023
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Blackballing

Covering the balls (testicle) and genital area in black paint. Also called greasing.

A punishment that railroad staff (Mechanics) used to give to guys that spray paint (graffiti) the trains from the outside.
They are told to drop the cans and strip naked. The genitals are spray painted with their graffiti cans and sometimes grease aswell.
They are kicked in the testicles by the staff and/ or told to kick each other "in the balls" and told to run either naked or with only the shoes on. Could be difficult to run at this point because their testicles are aching.
Guy1: Hear that?! They are blackballing some poor sods.
Guy2: What's that?!
Guy1: Haha Come.

Guy 1: You already black balled me. I'm begging you! Don't kick my balls i have a girlfriend!
Guy 2: Should have been fucking her then instead of giving us work! Do you know how much time it takes to clean this shit! Spread them legs! You had the balls to do this shit, suck it up.
Guy 1: Oooohh! My balls!
Guy 2: Now run, go ice them fuckers!
by DaveDH March 11, 2023
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