DaveDH's definitions

Nutbar

The cross bar/ top tube on the frame of male bicycles.
Nut - testicles

Bar- metal rod

Guy1- Look he nutted himself on the nutbar!

Guy2- Shit! Fuck that.

Guy 1- Why are you putting a cup on?!
Guy 2- It's a live show you don't want to nut crunch yourself on the nutbar and have the audience post you on YouTube screaming while holding your nuts.

by DaveDH March 10, 2023

Tomatoes

The testicles.

Boy: He bullies me.
Dad: Give him a big 'ol kick in the tomatoes.

by DaveDH November 5, 2022

Sorenuts

Swollen testicles or the feeling of having swollen/ painful testicles.

Guy 1: Have you seen Mark?
Guy 2: Last time i saw him he was clutching his groin and moaning about his "sore nuts".

*Fighter gets kicked in the groin in the ring*
Guy watching: Ohh! Sorenuts!

Guy 1: Poor sod! His girlfriend kicked him in the nuts and gave him sorenuts!

by DaveDH March 29, 2023

MacNuts

Testicles. A play on fastfood and a men's "junk", his genitals.

See also MacNuggets

Girl 1: You have to hit them in the junk!
Girl 2: Between the legs?!
Girl 1: Yeah, but make sure to hit the MacNuts!

Guy 1: Dude, she kicked you in the nuts in a McDonald's does that make them MacNuts now?! Haha
Guy 2: Fuck you, it's not funny!

by DaveDH July 24, 2022

Patada en los huevos

Spanish slang. Literally a Kick in the eggs. Kick in the testicles.

Dale una patada en los huevos! Duele mucho a los chicos!
-Kick him in the balls! Hurts boys alot!

by DaveDH January 29, 2023

Nard bag

The scrotum. The bag that holds the nards (testicles).

Guy 1: Shit, she bruised my nard bag!
Guy 2: Fuck, ice them!

by DaveDH March 13, 2023

Nut crunch

A hit to the groin that produces sound.
Nut- Testicle
Crunch- The sound of something getting crushed.

Guy 1: Oh man! Everyone heard that! She gave you a nut crunch! Guys help me carrying this mofo to the bathroom!
Guy 2: Oh my balls! My fucking balls!
Guy 1: Dude, give me one hand, we take you to the bathroom.

by DaveDH March 10, 2023