ratch

Used to describe your desire to go out looking for the opposite sex.
Two examples;
1) "I'm going out on the ratch"
2) "My mate pulled last night, he's such a ratcher".
by Dave Wilson November 05, 2004
mugGet the ratchmug.

jam eater

Continuing dispute between the West Cumbrian towns of Whitehaven and Workinton inhabitants. The northern-most town calls the other this because the miners used to eat it in the pits or something.

The real reason is that at one time the town of Workington was richer than Whitehaven and they used to be able to afford the luzury of Jam. Hence the phrase was coined in Whitehaven who were jealous of their Workington pals.
Y' hoofing jam eater, git back to where thou cum fray!
by Dave Wilson December 13, 2008
mugGet the jam eatermug.