Dave K's definitions

whacker

any EMT, Firefighter, Rescue worker who enjoys his job simply for the pleasures of:

A - Hearing their own voice on the radio
B - Using the lights and sirens on the ambulance/firetruck
C - Using lights and sirens on their personal vehicle
D - A lifetime subscription to Galls because of the sheer amount of stuff ordered from them
E - Having more stuff on their work belt then Batman
F - Only showing up (whether they were dispatched or not) for 'good' calls (car rollovers, structure fires, High angle rescues)

He is such a frikin' whacker!

by Dave K December 6, 2003

quint

The Quint Truck is both a Pumper Truck and a Ladder Truck. "Quint" means "five" and this truck has five main items: 1. a pump, 2. water tank, 3. hose, 4. ground ladders, and 5. an aerial ladder.

Fair Lawn Fire Co. 2 has a quint, and they are truckie wannabies...'specially Zak

by Dave K July 23, 2004

chef

abbreviation for 'Chief' - as in the Chief of a Fire Dept or Police Dept

The Chef handed down some new policies

by Dave K December 6, 2003

Tip Whore

1. A person who intentionally spends an elaborate amount of time taking drink orders from a table that is tipping extremely well at that time.

2. May or may not be at the loss to other servers.

Adam is a fucking tip whore. He keeps hanging around that guy who is throwin money around.

by Dave K October 15, 2004

corn fed

Referring to a person with naturally large sex characteristics

a.k.a. naturally large breasts, or a naturally large penis

1. Oh my god! did u see the breasts on that girl?
Yeah, she must've been corn-fed

2. Holy shit, this guy's dick is huge!
Yup, he's corn fed

by Dave K July 6, 2005

california lane change

When you are driving on the highway and shift across all the lanes in either direction.

Similar to a jersey slide

Im in the right lane and i want to pass everyone, I think I'll do a california lane change to the left and then a jersey slide to exit

by Dave K July 23, 2004

jersey slide

when you travel from the far left lane all the way to the exit ramp in one quick motion

Often done on the NJ Turnpike and the Garden State Parkway

That guy scared the shit out of me when he did a jersey slide in front of me.

by Dave K July 23, 2004