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8 definitions by Dave Hoff

 
1.
a male whose sexual glands (testes) have been removed before puberty; a castrated male. Eunuchs, or 'castrati' develop many of the secondary sex characteristics of females, especially a higher voice, absence of a beard, and scanty body hair. At one time, castration was performed to preserve the soprano voice of young choir boys, and also to provide harem guards who could not seduce their charges. (Greek euoukus, 'guardian of the bed.')
"You need to find yourself a girl, mate. Or perhaps the reason you practice three hours a day is that you already found one and are otherwise incapable of wooing said strumpet. You're not a eunuch, are you?"
- Capt. Jack Sparrow
by Dave Hoff May 03, 2005
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2.
a colloquial term meaning a man who marries a prostitute and lives off her earnings.
Jimmy married the ho from the corner of Vine and High St. to become easy rider.
by Dave Hoff May 03, 2005
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3.
males who were castrated before puberty so that they could be trained to play feminine roles in plays and operas in the 18th century. The tonal quality of the castrati was so pure that the castrated youths were in great demand as performers. Many famous composers of the era wrote operatic parts especially for the voices of the castrati.
Seth sings like he's a castrati.
by Dave Hoff May 03, 2005
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4.
a morbid fear of girls, especially virgins (Greek parthenos, 'maiden, virgin').
Damn dude, do you have a bad case of parthenophobia or are you just a fag.
by Dave Hoff May 03, 2005
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5.
a male phrase meaning 'find'em, feel'em, fuck'em, and forget'em.' The term would be used by a 4-F'er, a type of man who is interested only in a casual relationship, which he callously breaks off when this is convenient to him.
I didn't give a damn about her, I used the four-F method on that tramp.
by Dave Hoff May 03, 2005
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6.
a slang term for having a penile erection caused by an overfull urinary bladder. It is a condition typical of the early morning. aka "Morning Wood"
I was so pissproud the next morning, I had Beth rub one out.
by Dave Hoff May 03, 2005
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7.
a slang term for a male homosexual's wife
Melissa is married to Steve, but she's a fishwife, cuz everyone knows Steve sucks cock like a hoover.
by Dave Hoff April 28, 2005
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