19 definitions by DarthKieduss
Girl: (after having a fit and insulting a guy): Learn to appreciate girls and then maybe we can try again.
Guy: If you think I will ever try again with you, you're as thick as pig shit.
Donald Trump is as thick as pig shit.
Guy: If you think I will ever try again with you, you're as thick as pig shit.
Donald Trump is as thick as pig shit.
by DarthKieduss September 28, 2018
Castiel: The decision's been made.
Uriel: *laughs* By a mud monkey.
Castiel: You shouldn't call them that.
Uriel: Ah, it’s what they are, savages, just plumbing on two legs.
Uriel: *laughs* By a mud monkey.
Castiel: You shouldn't call them that.
Uriel: Ah, it’s what they are, savages, just plumbing on two legs.
by DarthKieduss October 23, 2017
Potato Eater...Seeing as how the potato was the only source of nutrition in Ireland for 300 years, and half the population including half of my ancestors, died in the Great Potato Famine, I'd say that term is insensitive. Look at Scotland's Haggis. Haggis is season lard stuffed into a sheep's colon. So I may be a Potato Eater, but I don't eat fat out of a sheep's asshole.
by DarthKieduss August 18, 2015
by DarthKieduss February 11, 2017
Pothead: Yo! This is the shit
Army dude in Iraq: Damn it! I thought we was gonna be in the shit! When am I gonna get to shoot somebody?
Army dude in Iraq: Damn it! I thought we was gonna be in the shit! When am I gonna get to shoot somebody?
by DarthKieduss November 5, 2014
When you're so thrilled or excited, your best friend suggests doing something ABSOLUTELY stupid, and you go along with it because...well...
Why the fuck not?
Why the fuck not?
by DarthKieduss August 1, 2019
1) To be overcome with extreme anger and rage to the point where you bust another man's nuts with a baseball bat.
2) Ejaculate
2) Ejaculate
I've been waiting 1,177 years to play the Xbox One! And if I don't get to play real soon, I'm gonna bust a nut!!!!
by DarthKieduss December 25, 2013