14 definitions by Darin

T-Town

Tacoma, Washington. U.S.A

Betty: "Where are you from?"
Joe: "T-Town"
Betty: "Oh, I'm sorry."

by Darin September 21, 2005

puppy nuts

Slang for a boyish looking man.
"He's as cute as a pair of puppy's nuts"

Joe: "Hey where's puppy nuts?"
Betty: "Showing his I.D. to the bartender."

by Darin September 21, 2005

morn

short for: moron. means itiot

you are a fucking morn.

by Darin August 4, 2004

BUTTER COOKIES

Off brand or no name shoes

where did you get those butter cookies, K-mart?

by Darin January 5, 2004

it

The superlative in a class of objects. A non-profane, usually last second alternative to the shit when you are compelled to censor oneself in polite company.

When Jesus walked into Jerusalem, he knew that, as far as prophets go, he was it.

by Darin January 21, 2004

pearl jam

Semen.
Derived from the color and texture of male ejaculate.

Joe: "Oh Betty, I'm coming!"
Betty: "Shoot your pearl jam all over my tits!"

by Darin September 21, 2005

Linda Ronstadt

Golf term. Driving your ball past you opponents.
Hitting ones tee shot farther than the others.

Joe: That was a Linda Ronstadt.
Bill: Why do you say that?
Joe: Because I just Blue Bayou!

by Darin October 21, 2005