(n): A person who, either intentionally or unintentionally doesn't check their e-mail, facebook, myspace, and/or texts, resulting in a buildup of messages and very annoyed friends.
"Hey John did you get that event invite I facebooked you?"
"No I haven't gotten on my computer in like a week."
"You are such a tech hermit."
A phone that looks and acts like an iPhone, but isn't made by apple.
"Hey did you see the new Sprint Instinct?"
"Oh the new iFaux? Yeah."
"But the Instinct has a slide out keyboard for texting."
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