48 definitions by Danny Delinquent
The act of harassing, insulting, or physically hurting someone because you are secretly attracted to them, in the manner of a grade school boy pulling the pigtails of a girl he has a crush on.
Naw dude, she hella wants your cock. She was just pulling your pigtails when she said you're a thumbdick little bitch.
by Danny Delinquent August 8, 2003
A behavioral disorder, in which the patient behaves like a complete and utter belligerent arsehole because they are trying, vainly and way too hard, to be as punk as humanly possible. Common among snotty teenagers, but most outgrow it.
Kelsey used to be cool, but she developed a Johnny Rotten complex, and now she's this little bitch who tries way too hard to be oi oi punk rawk.
by Danny Delinquent December 22, 2003
A noticeably unhip, mainstream individual, a straight. Someone either ignorant or disinterested of underground subcultures. The antithesis of a hipster.
by Danny Delinquent March 22, 2004
Dude, rolling a good b-legitter takes time and skill. It's generally reserved for special occasions, like April 20th.
by Danny Delinquent December 5, 2003
"What the fuck is up with this nigga, man? Bitch best step the fuck back befo' he get a Compton hole punch."
by Danny Delinquent November 3, 2006
1) To fail to be funny, as in a stand up comic or SNL host.
2) A dangerous sport invented in New Zealand, which involves running into automotive traffic with the intention of forcing motorists to brake to avoid hitting you, the goal being to piss them off as much as possible without getting hurt.
2) A dangerous sport invented in New Zealand, which involves running into automotive traffic with the intention of forcing motorists to brake to avoid hitting you, the goal being to piss them off as much as possible without getting hurt.
1) "You're bombing, Luke (Perry)! I'm the only thing that's getting you laughs! The old Star Wars gag, Luke! You must use the Force to win the audience back!"
2) "We're gonna go hit the pubs and go out bombing!"
2) "We're gonna go hit the pubs and go out bombing!"
by Danny Delinquent March 5, 2004
by Danny Delinquent December 23, 2003