Definitions by Dangen123$

Baldylocks 

A middle aged man who is bald on top with long scraggly , split end hair that he takes pride in combing while listening to Bad Companys " Feel like making love"

Baldylocks keeps driving by to stalk my girlfriend.

Baldylocks by Dangen123$ June 5, 2019

Piper clown 

An arrogant man who says Piper down, speaking of himself in 3rd person, advertising his electrical and automotive skills and thus becomes Piper clown as the name Piper down is an indirect way of showing off sexual (unwanted) availability

My boyfriend advertised his business as Piper down, he ends up looking like Piper clown.

Piper clown by Dangen123$ November 30, 2018

goobenhawk 

A Goobenhawk is a young lad who has a mommy fetish and will never leave the nest as long as you have WiFi and a game console. stays in his underwear and has a diarrhea of the mouth.

The Goobenhawk complained his game was lagging because the neighbors have the wifi password.

goobenhawk by Dangen123$ November 23, 2018