Dan the Man's definitions

bee unit

a group of trendy hip hop exterminators.

My basement was taken over by yellow jackets, so we text messaged bee unit to help take care of it

by Dan the Man July 30, 2004

Plastic Knife Serial Killer

Someone who wants to be a serial killer, yet attacks people with plastic knives, this failing

Person 1: Wouldn't a serial killer still be a serial killer if he attacked people with plastic knives?
Person 2: No, he'd be a comedian!

by Dan the Man December 12, 2004

cheek on face

when a male or female rest one side of his/her arse on ones cheek.

get your god dam cheek of my face

by Dan the Man March 26, 2003

beer bong

a device used to consume large quantities of beer really fuckin fast. usually made out of a length of tubing and a funnel.

i can beer bong a beer in under 3 seconds

by dan the man December 14, 2003

It's your dime

Phrase. Definition dependent on context.
Typically means,
"You're paying for the telephone call, so":

1. "I'll listen to what you say,"
2. "say what you want," or
3. "place the call if you think it's necessary."

The phrase is a relic from a period when telephone calls placed from a coin-operated pay phone cost $.10 (a US dime).

1. "You're calling me on my home phone at night, but, hey, it's your dime, so speak."
2. "Dude -- you should call the radio station and tell the DJ about your spring break story. They won't cut you off -- it's your dime."
3. "If you need to tell your folks about the accident...Well, it's your dime."

by Dan the Man May 13, 2005

rice

a car that you've spent more money on stickers and stripes than your parents paid for it

by Dan The Man August 4, 2003

opium

A drug, which helps get you high. Mike likes to use it, and uses it several times per day.

Person 1: Where did my opium go?
Person 2: Mike stole it and now is smoking it!

by Dan the Man December 6, 2004