Dan's definitions

Zambo

1) a teacher of Calculus who is incredibly funny
2) a quote said by such a teacher

"Got any Zambos from class today?"

by Dan October 20, 2003

Monkey Stomp

To act like a small child, yelling, crying, flailing of arms and legs, and grunting like a stupid chimp.

When Mike's wife told him that she got more satisfaction from their small poodle he began doing the monkey stomp.

by Dan October 22, 2003

Effsnatch

Every Fuckin Person on the planet bitches, yeah, ya like that, huhh? Yeah fuck that.

Dude, im gonna go to your house and do your mom.

You EFFSNATCH

by Dan October 23, 2003

charver

A scruffy sod who wears a fake burberry cap and is always forcing money or fags outta people. If your not a charver your not supposed to live (according to them) they're all hrad with their mates but wen they by themselves they are soft cunts

by Dan October 24, 2003

dashmead

dans Expression of flatulentousness

yo did u hear ..... dashmead i fuckin forgot

by dan October 26, 2003

quart-lo

adj-Feeling worn out and low on "juice" after a lot of sex

I'm a little quart-lo

by Dan October 29, 2003

Buffon

Animated goaltender for the Italian national team. Highest paid goaltender in football. Plays for Juventus.

gianluigi "gigi" buffon

by Dan October 30, 2003