Dan's definitions

cocksmith

a didlo maker, just as someone who works with metal is a blacksmith.

that dildo was crafted by a fine cocksmith.

by Dan September 30, 2003

SFA

sweet fuck all. Amounting to nothing or very little

Wow what a waste, i did SFA this weekend.

by Dan July 24, 2004

Zambo

1) a teacher of Calculus who is incredibly funny
2) a quote said by such a teacher

"Got any Zambos from class today?"

by Dan October 20, 2003

monster

What you become when you break up with a girl.

Man - "We need to talk."
Woman - "You're a monster."

by Dan May 12, 2004

Wonk

"Know" spelled backward. It's the opposite of somebody who knows what he's talking about -- or someone who knows a subject forward and backward.

by Dan October 2, 2003

Necropheliac

A person who prefers to fuck dead instead of live people.

Someone who fucks dead people.

by Dan January 9, 2004

Harnk

The misunderstood hero of Angst, he who wades through bullshit with increasing style & aggression.

by dan January 29, 2003