Dan's definitions

guarana

A South American fruit, from which the seeds are used to make stimulants, and for some medicinal purposes(but really, who isn't really taking it just to get a rush?). It contains 4 or 5% caffeine (coffee has about 1%) and is found in many energy drinks, and is also sold as a powder that is mixed into drinks.

after drinking all that coffee with guarana powder in it, i was up for days!

by dan July 15, 2004

magagical

A word which describes something that is better than magical.

That cheese is quite magagical. (Only to be used if the cheese is actually magical, otherwise this is out of context :P)

by Dan July 18, 2004

heezay

An especially dumb, ditzy, or useless girl, or a combination of all three.

Jessica Simpson is a dumb heezay.

by Dan July 18, 2004

monkeymuncher

When tribal men seen whites walk into the forest to watch monkeys they called them monkeymunchers because they couldent pronounce the word monkey-watchers

'OMFG another monkeymuncher!!!!'

by Dan July 19, 2004

ricuntulous

Same as ridiculous - only for a woman.

Honey, please stop with the babytalk. You're being ricuntulous.

by Dan July 19, 2004

Beth

A popular nickname of Elizabeth or Bethany. Made famous by the KISS song. One of the nicest people I have ever met.

Beth is so motherfucking hot! I could stare at her all day and not get bored.

by Dan July 21, 2004

the triplets of belleville

the greatest movie of all time! It is so funny.

OMIGOSH I SAW THE BEST MOVIE AND THE POLOT IS <see above>.

by dan July 22, 2004