Dan's definitions

POETS

Piss Off Early Tomorrow's Saturday

Friday is POETS day.

by Dan November 25, 2003

Hat-'tard

noun
Blending the noun 'hat' with the slang noun contraction of 'retard'. 1. A person who wears a baseball cap with the bill turned sideways, backward or otherwise in the wrong place for ridiculous, transitory social status rather than practicality. 2. A wanna-be gang member or rapper. See also wigger, See also eminem

Eric thinks he's a bad-ass Crip gangbanger because he wars his Cubs cap turned left. Don't tell him but he's really just a stupid wanna-be hat-'tard.

by dan January 11, 2004

virginia tech

I just want to point one thing out here. UVA and VT are completly different schools. If you want a law degree or business degree, you go to UVA. However they cant even touch Virgina Tech's Engineering and Science programs. Both schools are commpletely respectable institutions of learning, but for different areas of study. The demographics are different, with UVA being more preppy and upper class, and VT students having a more casual demeanor and coming from middle class backgrounds. There are rednecks at VT, but most dont make it past freshman year.
Oh, and no one really cares about the Citadel/Virginia Tech rivalry.

Now lets stop this rediculous rivalry and stop comparing apples to oranges.

~I want to major in electrical engineering with a minor in mathematics, so i think i will go to Virginia Tech.

~Thats cool, i want to major in business manegment and become an entrepreneur so i will go to UVA.

~Awesome, i respect your decision because we have different tastes in education.

by Dan April 8, 2005

switch bitch

Another word for receptionist or secretary

We are getting too many phone calls coming in, where is the switch bitch?

by Dan July 29, 2005

spam

Funky tasting meat that thinks its meat...but its not...

Fucking poser!

by Dan July 1, 2003

Potski

Extreme gaming expert. Hardcore gamer. Pro gamer etc..


Also a type of fish.

You are Potski.

by Dan September 1, 2003

boi

what i call my brother when i act all ghetto.

Originated in the mean streets of patterson, new jersey, and often used by rich preppy kids who live in bergen county.

"yo, boi i just d-blocked that punks bitch."

by DAN April 20, 2005