Dan's definitions
A woman who basically likes only other females in a sexual/emotional way.
Facts.
1.Most lesbians are not hot
2.Guys liked watching them get it on in a sexual manner
3.They are more manipulative than straight men
4.Lesbians are normally women who were born with female body parts but have a chemical imbalance which makes their features look more manly over time while which make them attacted to women with or without the disorder,their also known as "born Lesbians"
5."Made Lesbians" are women who have been used by men and decided that maybe another woman will understand them more.
They can be very feminate making them a prize for "Born Lesbians"
Facts.
1.Most lesbians are not hot
2.Guys liked watching them get it on in a sexual manner
3.They are more manipulative than straight men
4.Lesbians are normally women who were born with female body parts but have a chemical imbalance which makes their features look more manly over time while which make them attacted to women with or without the disorder,their also known as "born Lesbians"
5."Made Lesbians" are women who have been used by men and decided that maybe another woman will understand them more.
They can be very feminate making them a prize for "Born Lesbians"
Kate is a lesbian,I mean she is cool but she looks like a guy in the face,but you know what,I would still fuck her because I am a guy and I would stick my dick in anything female
by Dan April 11, 2005
Get the Lesbiansmug. To act like a small child, yelling, crying, flailing of arms and legs, and grunting like a stupid chimp.
When Mike's wife told him that she got more satisfaction from their small poodle he began doing the monkey stomp.
by Dan October 22, 2003
Get the Monkey Stompmug. 
Get the ddrfreakmug. by dan December 14, 2003
Get the smackheadmug. by dan July 22, 2004
Get the the triplets of bellevillemug.