Dan's definitions

Snacks

I am Snacks, there is no other. Feel my might.

Once you go Snacks, you never go back

by Dan December 23, 2003

Grassroots Law of Hook-up Potential

If there's grass in the field, play ball

Since the girl had bush, the pink was all mine

by Dan March 4, 2003

caught up

Becoming so involved with a person that you become oblivious to the reality of the situation

She would snap her fingers and I would jump, damn she got me caught up.

by Dan December 3, 2004

hot mama

Trace Atkin's song "Hot Mama"

You're one hot mama, let's turn this room into a sauna!

by Dan June 24, 2004

chevy

best damn car/truck company ever!

my chevy eats dodges and shits fords

by Dan May 13, 2005

fox news

Real news put through a conservative Republican filter and then dumbed down.

This past year Fox News was 24-7 free campaign advertising for Bush

by Dan December 10, 2004

reverse blumpkin

Receiving head or t-bagging while a woman is on the toilet.

Dave walked into the wrong bathroom only to receive the reverse blumpkin from a stranger.

by Dan June 2, 2004