Dan's definitions

fox news

Real news put through a conservative Republican filter and then dumbed down.

This past year Fox News was 24-7 free campaign advertising for Bush

by Dan December 10, 2004

reverse blumpkin

Receiving head or t-bagging while a woman is on the toilet.

Dave walked into the wrong bathroom only to receive the reverse blumpkin from a stranger.

by Dan June 2, 2004

guarana

A South American fruit, from which the seeds are used to make stimulants, and for some medicinal purposes(but really, who isn't really taking it just to get a rush?). It contains 4 or 5% caffeine (coffee has about 1%) and is found in many energy drinks, and is also sold as a powder that is mixed into drinks.

after drinking all that coffee with guarana powder in it, i was up for days!

by dan July 15, 2004

domeskie dome

when a girl puts her lips and tongue on a males reproductive organ (penis) and sucks

Erica choked after giving me DOMESKI DOME!!!!!!

by Dan March 18, 2005

simpsons

A once wonderfully intellegent show full of satire and wit, now sold out to the stupidity of loyal fans who know, deep down in their hearts that the Simpsons have died and have been replaced with bullshit.

Daaamn girr'l, you still watch that shit?

by Dan April 4, 2004

Wreake Valley

School in Syston, looks like a prison and has psychadellic carpets upstairs from the 70s, with BigMac at the helm. Still awesome even though the green doors are basically time portals back to when Donovan was in the charts and Mr. Booth was a hippy, rather than Ozzy Osbourne.

Well done Dr. Barrie, who cares if you use foul language during a first aid demonstation - awesome!!!

by Dan April 21, 2005

Fleshy

A word used to describe a lusciously hot female. Derived from the word Fleshlight.

That ho was fleshy!

by Dan November 17, 2003