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Some guy who went postal on the ass of the town of Paradise. He was then taeken to Hell and ræpd by Satan. He then saw Cassandra Lynn's tits, but he then was blinded by Satan. TPD then kild satan and left hell. he then saw cassandra lynn (again) then was killed by Satan!!! He then woak up and ate Satan's massive cock.
TPD: What?
Satan: HAHAHAHA, The Postal Dood!
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by DagothUrDoomGuy January 14, 2010
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Ben Shel Nymphe - Hebrew for "Son of the Nymphs", a middle aged man attracted to younger women, especially nymphomaniacs. An example is Asedahachpassedad from "Is it just me or is Nymphadora Tonks sexy?".
Dude 2:Dude! You are such a Ben Shel Nymphe.
Dude 1: Tavi Lehem Maher!
by DagothUrDoomGuy June 1, 2010
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HeXeN /// is a great comedy starring Sharlto Copley as Daedolon, Cassandra Lynn as Marlene, and Gary Coleman as Gary. In it, Daedolon, some Duke Nukem type guy, goes postal on Johannesburg, with the help of his Uncle Brad (Brad Pitt), Marlene, and Gary. Neill Blomkamp, the coolest guy in Souf Afrika, shoots John Carmack in the balls. Daedolon and Marlene then go postal, then at the end, they hear that South Africa has blamed the shootings on India and the US, and will destroy them with nukular force. The US, in retaliation, has sent missiles out to Afrika, which are expected to hit in 2 minutes.
I just saw HeXeN ///: The Movie today. It was fokken lekker!
by DagothUrDoomGuy January 25, 2010
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