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Definitions by Daedalus

agnostic 

1. Strictly, someone who believes that it is impossible to know whether or not God exists. Note that they may still be either an atheist or a theist, they simply do not believe it is possible to prove beyond all doubt that God does or does not exist.
2. Someone who neither believes fully that God exists nor that s/he does not exist. This is the more common usage. Note that such a person can be neither an atheist or a theist.
Most agnostics are open-minded people, but there are always exceptions to the rule.
agnostic by Daedalus January 7, 2004

government 

An unfortunately necessary evil designed to solve prisoner's dilemma-type problems. The various systems of government include:
Monarchy
Democracy
Republic (called a Representative Democracy in America)
Dictatorship
Communism
Socialism
Anarchy (Note: technically lack of government)

And various mixes of all the above.
government by Daedalus January 7, 2004

something 

Some-thing. Very simple, really. The name says it all.
Something is poking me.
something by Daedalus January 7, 2004
Another necessary evil perpetrated by the government, which is itself a necessary evil. While many people disagree over just how much taxes they need to pay, it is stunningly obvious that we need to pay some taxes. Running the country, after all, isn't a part-time job.

The general reaction to taxes is high, usually because people are very attached to the small green slips of paper they call 'money.'
1: I'm a Democrat! I want higher taxes!
2: I'm a Republican! I want lower taxes!
3: I'm an Urban Dictionarian! I want no taxes!
taxes by Daedalus January 7, 2004

ass monkey

a man who is constantly made a fool of by bitches
Him a ass monkey when it come to women.
ass monkey by daedalus October 3, 2003
The act of dropping an unnessecary amount of med packs in the hope that one might come into contact with an injured marine.
med spam by Daedalus August 21, 2003