20 definitions by daedalus

government

An unfortunately necessary evil designed to solve prisoner's dilemma-type problems. The various systems of government include:
Monarchy
Democracy
Republic (called a Representative Democracy in America)
Dictatorship
Communism
Socialism
Anarchy (Note: technically lack of government)

And various mixes of all the above.

The United States is a republic, or representative democracy.

by daedalus January 7, 2004

Universe

Everything that exists, according to some theories. However, other theories hold there to be multiple Universes, and some even hold that a omnipotent, omniscient, omnipresent, omnicognizant, and basically omni(insert suffix here) being called (variously) Jehovah, Yehaweh, Allah, etc., but usually called by the name of 'God' created the Universe(s).

A collection of Universes is usually called a 'Multiverse.'

The Universe originated in the Big Bang, according to one theory.

by daedalus January 7, 2004

ass monkey

a man who is constantly made a fool of by bitches

Him a ass monkey when it come to women.

by daedalus October 3, 2003

spam

What this is.

This is spam.

by daedalus January 7, 2004

agnostic

1. Strictly, someone who believes that it is impossible to know whether or not God exists. Note that they may still be either an atheist or a theist, they simply do not believe it is possible to prove beyond all doubt that God does or does not exist.
2. Someone who neither believes fully that God exists nor that s/he does not exist. This is the more common usage. Note that such a person can be neither an atheist or a theist.

Most agnostics are open-minded people, but there are always exceptions to the rule.

by daedalus January 7, 2004

Employee

A slave with a paycheck.

I am an employee of my boss.

by daedalus October 10, 2004

God

A concept of which almost all definitions of at urbandictionary.com are 'recommended for deletion'.

Atheist browsing site: "Hmm, this definition supports God. I'm going to recommend it for deletion.

Monotheist browsing site: "Hmm, this definition does not support God. I'm going to recommend it for deletion.

by daedalus July 28, 2004