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Universe

Everything that exists, according to some theories. However, other theories hold there to be multiple Universes, and some even hold that a omnipotent, omniscient, omnipresent, omnicognizant, and basically omni(insert suffix here) being called (variously) Jehovah, Yehaweh, Allah, etc., but usually called by the name of 'God' created the Universe(s).

A collection of Universes is usually called a 'Multiverse.'
The Universe originated in the Big Bang, according to one theory.
by Daedalus January 7, 2004
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Photon

A wave (or particle) that makes up electromagnetic radiation, or 'light.' This particle is also the quantization of the electromagnetic force. A vibrating electron will release a photon.

Scientists are still not sure whether photons are particles or waves. In reality, they have characteristics of both, leading some to suggest that they are particles which ride on an electromagnetic wave like surfers. One wonders what would happen if they fell off their hypothetical surfboards.

"Photon" is also used in The Hitchhiker Trilogy as a curse word, as in "What the photon is it, Ford?"
by Daedalus January 7, 2004
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God

A concept of which almost all definitions of at urbandictionary.com are 'recommended for deletion'.
Atheist browsing site: "Hmm, this definition supports God. I'm going to recommend it for deletion.

Monotheist browsing site: "Hmm, this definition does not support God. I'm going to recommend it for deletion.
by Daedalus July 28, 2004
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taxes

Another necessary evil perpetrated by the government, which is itself a necessary evil. While many people disagree over just how much taxes they need to pay, it is stunningly obvious that we need to pay some taxes. Running the country, after all, isn't a part-time job.

The general reaction to taxes is high, usually because people are very attached to the small green slips of paper they call 'money.'
1: I'm a Democrat! I want higher taxes!
2: I'm a Republican! I want lower taxes!
3: I'm an Urban Dictionarian! I want no taxes!
by Daedalus January 7, 2004
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Employee

A slave with a paycheck.
I am an employee of my boss.
by Daedalus October 9, 2004
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LT3

1. The username of a certain member of the www.giveupalready.com forums.

2. The person using aforesaid username. Well-known as a spammer and formerly banned, he has declared himself a prophet of T and heads the group known as the Zzimadicious. He is also a surprisingly insightful person outside of the Spam forum.
How many posts has LT3 racked up in the spam forum?
by Daedalus October 10, 2004
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War

1. A pastime of many major governments, particularly the United States of America.
2. Organized mass-murder.
3. A way of keeping the population down, the people receptive to propaganda, the rate of technological invention up, and unemployment down.
4. The opposite of peace.
5. A very common state of affairs, possibly due to mankind's seemingly inherent tendency to, when confronted with a problem, find someone to blame and proceed to bash their head in.
by Daedalus January 7, 2004
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