1. Members of the species homo sapiens.
2. The members of the species homo sapiens taken as a group. While not the most numerous species either in individual number or in biomass, they consider themselves the dominant species of their planet, which the majority of them call "Earth." This claim is quite possibly justified, seeing as they have covered a great deal of it with their own constructions, never realizing that they are destroying many of the resources they depend upon in the process.
Many of them believe they were created by some sort of god
, however, few agree upon exactly what form this god takes nor what his opinions on certain matters are.
Essentially, a bunch of mother fuckers
who think they're leet haxor
s just because they've progressed so far that they have the nuclear
capabilities blow up the Earth
, and yet still can't manage to live on the same planet without starting a few hundred war
s a year, consuming the natural resources
they depend upon without heed for their future, mistreating each other for various superficial reasons such as race
group or in some cases for no reason at all, and continually complaining about the problems they've created for themselves.
1. Hey, look! Some humans!
2. Humans are pretty stupid, aren't they?