2 definitions by DaddyUnicorn

Pulling a Leno

Using your chin to penetrate a women's vagina while eskimo kissing her butthole and telling poorly written jokes as she rides on top in 69.

You: "What's up with airline food?"
Her: "Oh yeah, daddy!"

I told that girl last night my name was Jay, I am totally Pulling a Leno on her later!

by DaddyUnicorn October 2, 2020

Trump Trickle

When you are foraging for wild mushrooms and you come across a tiny, sad shriveled & dehydrated mushroom. You feel saddened and decide to urinate on it to help hydrate it.

I had to do a Trump Trickle on the mica cap mushroom because it looked so small, shriveled & sad.

by DaddyUnicorn October 2, 2020