Monkey's Fag Break

To masturbate at work, during work time, usually in the works toilets.

Answer my phone for the next five minutes John, I'm going for a monkey's fag break

by Dazza May 28, 2003

Blue Horn

Term used when screaming that something tight has been caught around an erect penis

Jesus Christ Jonny this goat is giving me a total Blue Horn. Get it off!!!

by Dazza April 08, 2003

Slack jawed faggot

twat

hes a right slack jawed faggot

by dazza July 03, 2003

Kamak

Master of all.
niceness will a deadly calm.
adaptable and unpredictable.
Death on the scope.

Is there anything Kamak cant kill with.

by Dazza March 12, 2005

CamFron

This guy loves the cawk like Dazza does.

Cawk is like Cock but more worse

by DaZzA August 29, 2003

squarehead

someone who is slimy in the workplace who thinks he is bigger than the company

i hate squarehead

by dazza June 20, 2003

Townie

Pathetic, overgrown, monkey-brained wanabees. Tend to hang around Mcdonalds or such-like where they smoke dope (or such like). Only dope they'll come close to is each other.

Went into Mcdonalds last week...

Townie: Oi, they don't allow dogs in there.

Me: Yeah, that's why your out here!

I walked away before they realised what I had said and unleashed their fag-breath.

by Dazza February 13, 2005