16 definitions by DaZzA

Dutch Blindfold

To place the penis into the mouth of a loved one, and to cover their eyes with your testicles whilst doing so.

The only thing she disliked about me giving her a dutch blindfold was that my (pubic) hair got caught in her left eye and it went blood-shot.

by DaZzA May 19, 2003

bigdazza is a sexy bastard

by DaZzA July 3, 2003

by DaZzA July 3, 2003

by DaZzA July 3, 2003

Term used when screaming that something tight has been caught around an erect penis

Jesus Christ Jonny this goat is giving me a total Blue Horn. Get it off!!!

by DaZzA April 8, 2003

someone who is slimy in the workplace who thinks he is bigger than the company

i hate squarehead

by DaZzA June 20, 2003

Slang term for cock, penis, fleshy ram rod, meaty mass, schlong

"Take your spam javelin and pound my juicy cunt"
"Don't point your spam javelin at me unless you intend to use it"

by DaZzA July 7, 2004