Definitions by DaZzA

Symington 

A Scottish last name usually given to those associated with terrific acts of bravery and courage.

"He is a sick lad.. Must be a Symington."

Symington by DAZZA September 12, 2016

Kamak 

Master of all.
niceness will a deadly calm.
adaptable and unpredictable.
Death on the scope.

Is there anything Kamak cant kill with.

Kamak by Dazza March 12, 2005

cockboy 

chris wright cambridge

chris wright is a cockboy

cockboy by dazza February 25, 2005

Townie 

Pathetic, overgrown, monkey-brained wanabees. Tend to hang around Mcdonalds or such-like where they smoke dope (or such like). Only dope they'll come close to is each other.

Went into Mcdonalds last week...

Townie: Oi, they don't allow dogs in there.

Me: Yeah, that's why your out here!

I walked away before they realised what I had said and unleashed their fag-breath.

Townie by Dazza February 13, 2005

Spam Javelin 

Slang term for cock, penis, fleshy ram rod, meaty mass, schlong

"Take your spam javelin and pound my juicy cunt"
"Don't point your spam javelin at me unless you intend to use it"

Spam Javelin by Dazza July 7, 2004

The Darkness 

They believe in a thing called love

Just listen to the rhythm of my heart

The Darkness by Dazza January 24, 2004

Logie 

1, An Australian TV Award

2, A sarcastic man with a dodgy Texan accent

I can't believe you said that, don't be such a Logie

Logie by Dazza January 12, 2004