5 definitions by DaMountain
Noun.
When you start quoting something and someone interruptingly chortles mid-quote.
Chortle:
Noun.
When someone uncontrollably laughs like a hyenia with one more chromosome than a regular hyenia.
When you start quoting something and someone interruptingly chortles mid-quote.
Chortle:
Noun.
When someone uncontrollably laughs like a hyenia with one more chromosome than a regular hyenia.
Person 1: As Aristotle once said "We are what we repeatedly do. Excellence, therefore..."
Person 2: BAHAhahahHAHAHHAHAH! I guess I'm you're mother then!
Person 3: Damnnnnn. I just got quordled.
Person 2: BAHAhahahHAHAHHAHAH! I guess I'm you're mother then!
Person 3: Damnnnnn. I just got quordled.
by DaMountain October 27, 2017
adj.
When you try to do something in "one fell swoop" (Shakespeare defines this as "in one fluid motion") but end up falling and landing directly on your face.
When you try to do something in "one fell swoop" (Shakespeare defines this as "in one fluid motion") but end up falling and landing directly on your face.
You tried to throw the winning touchdown fluidly in one fell swoop, but you fell on your face in one fellstoop instead. Good work, Matt Stafford.
by DaMountain October 19, 2017
What you write when you're trying to type "hidden" and you're a complete fucking moron who doesn't know how to English.
by DaMountain October 16, 2017
Person 1: This tastes really zinty. The mintyness really complements my palette and you can taste all 30 protons of Zinc-like goodness.
Person 2: How do you know what Zinc tastes like?
Person 1: Everyone experiments in college.
Person 2: How do you know what Zinc tastes like?
Person 1: Everyone experiments in college.
by DaMountain October 19, 2017
Definition: a stick used to beat entrepeneurs and business-people into submission. Used by either of the aforementioned groups in an effort to make the other cave and sign their business deal.
Prefix: "glaff"
Origin language: Italian.
Definition: an affiliate platform that connects businesses and entrepeneurs.
Suffix: "staff"
Origin language: English
Definition: Long stick/rod used to make yourself look as though you are a leader (see: Moses).
Prefix: "glaff"
Origin language: Italian.
Definition: an affiliate platform that connects businesses and entrepeneurs.
Suffix: "staff"
Origin language: English
Definition: Long stick/rod used to make yourself look as though you are a leader (see: Moses).
"You better come over and sign this merger acquisition, or I'll beat you to death with my glaffenstaff."
by DaMountain October 16, 2017