Da Man's definitions

intoxicourse

Having sexual intercourse whilst piss-drunk.

Holy shit!! I can't remember anything!! Did I have intoxicourse last night??

by Da Man July 16, 2004

stovepiping

Taking it in the ass

George Dubya enjoys the odd stovepiping

by Da Man July 16, 2004

esplanade

To attempt an explanation while drunk.

I dunno how to explain it.... im drunk

by Da Man July 16, 2004

Grand Pappy Smash

To beat your meat so hardcore that it starts to chafe and bleed.

Ouch!! Ouch!! Ouch!! OH YES!!

by Da Man July 16, 2004

Beerelevant

When you have drunk so much beer that some point that would normally be important seems irrelevant

Who cares, its beerelevant

by Da Man July 16, 2004

antlers

Wide, flat, flapjack titties that come to a sharp point at the nipples.

Madonna has antlers

by Da Man July 16, 2004

Houston Texans

Team that, although only two years old, can still beat up on well established teams.

Touchdown Texans!

by Da Man October 30, 2003