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31 definitions by Da Man

 
1.
Team that, although only two years old, can still beat up on well established teams.
Touchdown Texans!
by Da Man October 30, 2003
 
2.
A derogatory term used for the purpose of describing a Vietnamese person.

(Derived from the term 'Viet-Cong', a term ued to describe Communist North Vietnam)

See Also: Gook
The cong jumped out from the tree and knocked me out... next thing I knew I was in the trunk of a suped up car.
by Da Man April 14, 2003
 
3.
The act of "stuffing in" your limp, helpless member in hopes of getting it up. Potential causes: you're too drunk or she's too ugly (see also Fugly).
I couldn't get it up so i started stuffucking her
by Da Man July 16, 2004
 
4.
When going down on a chick, lapping away, and you discover that it's her time of the month. By no means do you stop though. When the whale spews, tartar sauce with a hint of raspberry smothers your face.
Nothing like a tuna melt for nutritional value
by Da Man July 16, 2004
 
5.
Blowing your visibly-steaming load outside in the winter-time, like when you get your cock sucked on a ski-lift.
Something that everyone should try.
by Da Man July 16, 2004
 
6.
Holy shit!! I can't remember anything!! Did I have intoxicourse last night??
by Da Man July 16, 2004
 
7.
To beat your meat so hardcore that it starts to chafe and bleed.
Ouch!! Ouch!! Ouch!! OH YES!!
by Da Man July 16, 2004