3 definitions by Da One, Da One, Da Only One

Apple

A brand of smartphone that just like the fruit is incompatible with headphones and regular chargers.

3,4,5,6,7,8,10........wait, what? Is this on apple?

by Da One, Da One, Da Only One March 10, 2018

The David

Referring to Michelangelo’s famous nude sculpture, implying that you need to put some pants on.

Dude you can’t just walk around in The David.

by Da One, Da One, Da Only One March 9, 2018

Music Theory

Something you learn so you can teach it to people who want to teach music theory to other people so they can teach it to more students and perpetuate the cycle.

Music Theory Teacher (On death bed): ....what have I done with my life? I feel empty inside....
Son: Music Theory
Music Theory Teacher: oh, tell the students to stop, oh my mistakes!

by Da One, Da One, Da Only One March 15, 2018