clubbing

beating repeatedly with a blunt object

Back off, bitch, or I'll club you like a baby seal!

by Da Nastee One October 03, 2003

hide the salami

fucking your girl so that your entire dick is engulfed in her cooch

I played hide the salami with Jane last night! She's a freak!

by Da Nastee One June 10, 2003

jock itch

a rash in the crotch and inner thighs, caused by poor hygiene and sweat

by Da Nastee One October 30, 2003

peter feldersnatch

a completely made up name, made up of a slang term for the cock ("peter"), an action word ("felt"), & an object ("her snatch"

a fake porno name

I'm Peter Feldersnatch. This is my brother Howie Feldersnatch. This is my cousin Big Dick Feldersnatch.

by Da Nastee One December 12, 2006

pennsylvania chocolate pie

to fuck a woman in both the pussy and the asshole, alternating between orifices ... and just when you're about to cum, you stick it in her mouth and she sucks you off ... then you kiss her on the mouth and she spits your jizz into your mouth ... and you swallow ...

Last night, my woman & I did the sickest, nasties shit ever ... that's right ... we did the pennsylvania chocolate pie ...

by Da Nastee One January 04, 2007

Sorostitute

one of them stuck-up bitches in a college sorority who is obsessed with herself

these fuckin cunts get drunk every weekend and spread their legs for anyone

im bitter can you tell

by Da Nastee One May 11, 2004

The 7 Day Theory

Tupac Shakur faked his own death, son!

Of course Tupac is alive! The 7 Day Theory is correct, son! I saw Tupac the other day ... he was working at a Country Fair with Elvis & President Kennedy!

by Da Nastee One December 19, 2006