DOn's definitions

nlm

Keystroke pictogram for giving someone the middle finger. Also acceptable is the nlm mln (two hander), as well as the added thumb version ( \nlm mln/ ).

Hey Jeremy, nlm ya lick knob!

by Don December 3, 2003

kick start

andys dildo/vibrator that is used for his sexual pleasure it is started the same way as a motorcycle

andy shanahan loves his kickstart

by don April 25, 2005

muff

hand warmer

it was a very cold day and her hands were in a muff

by don June 16, 2003

Pushing Cotton

Needing to go number 2

"I'm really pushing cotton here, I must find a bathroom right now."

by Don November 30, 2003

new york

A state where 98% of its area gets a bad rap from 2%. There's a helluva lot more to New York than the City.

I'm from Upstate New York.

by Don October 26, 2003

canada

A Canadian in the U.S invented Basketball.

"Dr. Neismith, how do we get the ball out of the peach basket?"

by Don August 10, 2004

Turd Honking for the Right of Way

When you need to take a crap and you let out a fart that smells exactly like crap.

ooh. That one smells, it's a turd honking for the right of way.

by Don December 1, 2003