DOn's definitions

Drydocker

To flush a toilet after shutting of the water supply to it so it has no water supply. Then you defecate in in the now dry bowl. The next sorry bastard comes in to use the toilet wondering what that foul odor is and tries to flush it down before he/she uses the toilet only to see that there is no water and they are SHIT out of luck on using the toilet.

The walmart got a drydocker last night and I was the poor bastard who walked in on the surprise. I tried hard to flush it, but there was no water. I wanted to vomit all over the place.

by Don May 23, 2011

hogwash

A detergent, used to wash hogs.

"Honey, run down to the feed store and get some hogwash"

by Don August 6, 2004

dq

DQ: An acronym used by staff in long-term medical facilities (care centers) for Decubitus Ulcers.

Commonly known as Bedsores, these pernicious, open wounds are usually found on the buttocks or hips of decrepit, (incontinent), often senile old people in rest homes.

DQ: An acronym use by Dairy Queen as a brand label for some hamburgers and other foods.

“After I clean up the shit and piss off Mr. Simmons, and finish treating his oozing, malodorous DQ on his ass, I want to go to Dairy Queen for a DQ Burger, DQ Fries and a Blizzard. Mm, mm, mh”

by Don August 13, 2004

shocker

two in the pink, one in the stick

seriosly its fucking disgusting

by DOn May 13, 2005

coo

Coo is another shortened way of saying killer cool. Cartman of south park also uses it.

This site is coo, real coo

by don February 11, 2004

gixxerkart

a go-kart powered by a Suzuki GSXR engine. So far their are the 750 gixxerkart(original) and the 1000 gixxerkart. the gokart's are basically made from shifter-kart frame's and gixxer engines and a guy with a lot of skill. yet to have been built is my brainchild, i like to call it the Busakart. yes, that's right, a 1300 cc go kart, top speed, 189 mph (with a lot of straight and a guy driving with his ass 2 inches from the ground on an uber steering responsive go-kart, it will be done, if i have to do it myself...muhaahaahahahahahamuhaha.)

that gixxerkart just drifted that big ass turn, in 6th.

Yep, it also does 0-60 in 3 sec.

and it's a clutch, God, the fun you could have...

by don September 5, 2005

dry docker

to rid a toilet of it flushing water and then to deficate in to the toilet, thus a dry docker

I went to wal mart and gave them a dry docker, it was hilarious.

by Don September 27, 2003