DC's definitions

christmas

The severly and sadly skewed celebration of the birth of Jesus Christ. Over the past century, western society has gradually warped this very important holiday into a disgusting commercial event. The once potent and religious importance of this time has been eaten away by the heart of Corporate America. Capitalism has twisted Christmas into means to make as much money as possible.

I hope that I get everything I want this year, like that Old Navy hoodie, after I spent so much money on buying expensive gifts for my family last year.

by DC December 20, 2003

cock of the walk

big man in town, the greatest

that guy thinks he's the cock of the walk

by dc August 4, 2003

DTU

DTD is an acronym for "double thumbs up".

When asked how he found the show, Dave announced that he was giving it the DTU.

by DC July 12, 2004

Jack in the Box

When your fucking a girl (usually doggy style) and your boy is in the closet jerking off then he runs out and busts a nut on her face.

Yo man this Bitch gave me the Kangaroo so I got her with a Jack in the Box.

by DC April 10, 2004

manky

Scottish slang word to describe a situation, person or object in a poor state of affairs. Commonly used in Scottish bars to describe the state of the toilets or glasses.

That fuckin bog is manky
Gary Glitter? he's a manky cunt
That bufty asked me tae dance. Manky fucker.
I went to T in the Park and my clothes got manky.
glasgow's a manky cunt of a place

by dc June 17, 2006

right arm

An expression of positive agreement, endorsement, or enthusiasm. Comes from the expression right on.

Person 1: We're going to see Team America tonight!
Person 2: Right arm!

by DC October 18, 2004

asere

Asere takes its name from the sacred Efik-language greeting of the Afro-Cuban Abakuá religion, meaning literally, "I salute you." Today, it is a common greeting among Cubans. Meaning friend, buddy, homie, dude, etc.

¿Que bola, asere? "How's it going, buddy?"

by DC April 17, 2006