"I hadn't seen Cheryl in two months and when I came back she Limpeted me."
"Miriam? Yeah we get on really well, she's my limpet."
"Miriam? Yeah we get on really well, she's my limpet."
by DC January 13, 2005
A limpet is a klutzy girl; a bad dancer.
It comes from the name of a slow-moving mollusk with a hard shell.
It comes from the name of a slow-moving mollusk with a hard shell.
That babe is fucking hot as hell, but what a limpet on the floor... she stepped on my foot like three times.
by Fatty Johnson August 19, 2006
A name given to a girl who is your boyfriends 'best friend' who seems to be constantly attached to them 24/7 making it increasingly difficult to get any time alone together.
OR
Always seems to attach herself to ANY guy you end up liking.
OR
Always seems to attach herself to ANY guy you end up liking.
Friend 1: "Hey girl, who you liking at the moment?"
Friend 2: "I Like Charlie, but THAT girl is always around him..."
Friend 1: "Uhhhh... what a Limpet Whore!"
Friend 2: "I Like Charlie, but THAT girl is always around him..."
Friend 1: "Uhhhh... what a Limpet Whore!"
by Lilac_Cat November 14, 2009
by tom roberts June 19, 2004
Soul patch?! More like chin limpet!
He took No-Shave November to heart, but all he has to show for it is this awful chin limpet.
He took No-Shave November to heart, but all he has to show for it is this awful chin limpet.
by Ladybort December 2, 2009
A Dick Limpet is a cocksucker of epic proportions. Likened to the small molluscs that stick to rocks and are about as easy to remove as a priest from a choirboy in the confession box. Best used to describe a brown noser in the office or someone who is generally a complete penis.
by Numnutz October 1, 2014
person who refuses to leave their flandering, lying, cheating, 'shit' of a partner dispite regular beatings etc. and constant encoragement from friends and family.
by mr. daddio September 23, 2004