107 definitions by D. Gould
by D. Gould July 24, 2008
"Blading", is the process by which a professional wrestler opens up a wound on his forehead, to up the drama of the match. It is usually performed using slight of hand, and a razorblade secretly tucked away in either his apparel, or the tape on his wrist.
by D. Gould March 16, 2006
by D. Gould May 21, 2006
A really filthy, dirty, smelly, regretable fuck. A fuck so grungy and diseased, one goes running to the STD clinic the next morning.
"Dude...Please tell me you didn't bag that whore from the bar last night."
"I did. I was so hammered, I just didn't care. She was the nastiest gutter lay I've ever had."
"I did. I was so hammered, I just didn't care. She was the nastiest gutter lay I've ever had."
by D. Gould February 16, 2009
A blunt force object (such as a hammer or crowbar), carried on a motorcycle, used to extract revenge. When a vehicle is driven too carelessly next to a rider, and they are subsequently almost run over, the "traffic cop" is withdrawn from its respective sheath, and used to smash the windshield of the offending party.
by D. Gould January 14, 2007
The most basic degree to which a person must first qualify, in order for you to engage in sexual relations with them.
"Dude...Did you tap that chick's ass at the party?"
"Ya. She wasn't UBER hot. But she met 'sufficient cuteness'."
"Ya. She wasn't UBER hot. But she met 'sufficient cuteness'."
by D. Gould February 11, 2006
by D. Gould December 6, 2008